Episodes
Friday Sep 20, 2019
Live in Detroit
Friday Sep 20, 2019
Friday Sep 20, 2019
Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan.
Taped August 26th, 2019.
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Soberdelic Party
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights.
Asterios nearly drowns on air.
And both attend a "Sober" party in Deepest Brooklyn.
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Monday Sep 02, 2019
GarfieldEATS Review
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS.
Asterios tries GarfieldEATS.
And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both.
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Tuesday Aug 27, 2019
Bonus! Princesses & Porgs #1: Ice Cold Stuffins
Tuesday Aug 27, 2019
Tuesday Aug 27, 2019
We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party."
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Monday Aug 19, 2019
Don’t Say The B-Word At The Airport
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.
Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.
And fuck you, Boingo.
Monday Aug 12, 2019
A Farewell To Hooves
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Upcoming Tour Dates:
Chicago 8/22
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Detroit 8/23
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Toronto 8/24
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Montreal 8/25
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Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Philly Live Show
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Tuesday Aug 06, 2019
Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Oops! All Atkins Bars
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Monday Jul 29, 2019
Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.
Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.
And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.
Monday Jul 22, 2019
The Ranchsterios Slimery
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Asterios dreams of edible slimes.
Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.
And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.
Tuesday Jul 16, 2019
Sirancha’s Birthday Bash
Tuesday Jul 16, 2019
Tuesday Jul 16, 2019
...Sirancha's rules.
God help us all.
Monday Jul 08, 2019
This Podcast Does Not Cause Bloating
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Garbage Adjacent
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Monday Jul 01, 2019
Sirancha goes off on "Karen."
Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.
(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
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Monday Jun 24, 2019
Patreon Party Poopers
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Monday Jun 24, 2019
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
The Battle of Sanctions
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions.
How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up?
Listen!
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Monday Jun 10, 2019
Dabbing On Straight People
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Monday Jun 10, 2019
Sirancha expresses her Pride.
Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.
And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.
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Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Christory #1: From Christopher to Christian
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Tuesday Jun 04, 2019
Welcome to Christory.
A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.
If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.
By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.
Join us, won't you?
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Can’t Understand Nathen’s Trade
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Asterios channels his inner Nathen.
Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS.
You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is.
Monday May 27, 2019
Entergaging In Toronto with Nathen Mazri (CEO, GarfieldEATS)
Monday May 27, 2019
Monday May 27, 2019
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Cryptocurrency
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Artificial Intelligence
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Farm-To-Plate Integrity
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Venture Capital
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The 22 Immutable Laws Of Branding
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Licensing And Franchisee Models
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QMR
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NOT QSR
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The Consumer Culture of Dubai
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And how GarfieldEATS is NOT a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant.
Monday May 20, 2019
James Charles’ Bizzare Instagram Adventure
Monday May 20, 2019
Monday May 20, 2019
Sirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing.
Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything.
And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE!
Monday May 13, 2019
What Are The Bases?
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
Bitching About The ”B” Word
Monday May 06, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
Once again:
We get to none of the topics we had planned.
#BlameSirancha
Sunday Apr 28, 2019
Entergaging w/Nathen Mazri (Co-Founder of GarfieldEATS)
Sunday Apr 28, 2019
Sunday Apr 28, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Law School Virgin
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.
Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.
And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...
Monday Apr 15, 2019
A Firing Squad of Dicks
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.
Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.
It's the second worst thing she's ever heard.
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Everything You Wanted To Know About GarfieldEATS & Sex
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Normal Porn For Normal People
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Sirancha wants better porn for women.
Asterios has a few ideas.
Sirancha hates them.
Monday Mar 25, 2019
WackDonalds Secrets & Sirancha’s Survivor Screed
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Monday Mar 25, 2019
Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.
Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.
(Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)
(Who we also love.)
Monday Mar 18, 2019
To Catch One, You Must Be One
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Sirancha loves Cilantro.
Asterios hates ASMR.
And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Fan Unboxings + Sirancha’s Survivor Showdown!
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Monday Mar 11, 2019
Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.
Asterios opens a very emotional gift.
And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Asterios Kills A Kid Presents, ”Hard Up For Heroin!”
Monday Mar 04, 2019
Monday Mar 04, 2019
The kids want their heroin.
It's our job to...help?
And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.
Monday Feb 25, 2019
Waifu Wars LIVE!
Monday Feb 25, 2019
Monday Feb 25, 2019
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Who Is The Worst Fictional Animal?
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Monday Feb 18, 2019
Sirancha hates Chewbacca.
Asterios hates Bambi.
And our lovely callers hate making sense.
Monday Feb 11, 2019
Memes Are A Secret Shame
Monday Feb 11, 2019
Monday Feb 11, 2019
Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme.
Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead.
And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes.
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
Three Foot Resting Beauty
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
Tuesday Feb 05, 2019
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