THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. HOSTED BY ASTERIOS KOKKINOS & SIRANCHA.
Episodes
May 17, 2020
May 17, 2020
1 hr 3 min
I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it.
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May 11, 2020
May 11, 2020
58 min
Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!
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May 6, 2020
May 6, 2020
55 min
Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99.
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Apr 27, 2020
Apr 27, 2020
49 min
Sirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice!
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Apr 20, 2020
Apr 20, 2020
1 hr 12 min
Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews.
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Apr 13, 2020
Apr 13, 2020
1 hr 23 min
Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons?
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Apr 6, 2020
Apr 6, 2020
1 hr 26 min
Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."
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Mar 30, 2020
Mar 30, 2020
1 hr 21 min
Mar 23, 2020
Mar 23, 2020
58 min
Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous.
Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one.
And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter.
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Mar 20, 2020
Mar 20, 2020
51 min
Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide!
Like all good drugs, the first one's free. To get future episodes, subscribe to patreon.com/asterios
Mar 19, 2020
Mar 19, 2020
1 hr 13 min
Mar 18, 2020
Mar 18, 2020
1 hr 16 min
Mar 9, 2020
Mar 9, 2020
1 hr 13 min
Mar 1, 2020
Mar 1, 2020
55 min
Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs.
Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals.
And we read your emails. Unfortunately.
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Feb 24, 2020
Feb 24, 2020
1 hr 6 min
Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.
Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.
And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!
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Feb 18, 2020
Feb 18, 2020
1 hr 35 min
Sirancha fights the recline of western society.
Asterios calls the cops.
And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!
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Do you have the "right to recline?" Voat! https://strawpoll.com/zb7gb4hd
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Feb 10, 2020
Feb 10, 2020
1 hr 12 min
Sirancha trolls her way to the top.
Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.
And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.
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Feb 3, 2020
Feb 3, 2020
1 hr 32 min
Asterios kills it during his "addict share."
Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.
And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.
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Jan 28, 2020
Jan 28, 2020
59 min
Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.
Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.
Asterios is still welcome in both places!
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Jan 20, 2020
Jan 20, 2020
1 hr 27 min
Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.
Asterios thanks his various "guys."
And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...
...THE TROLL TRIAL.
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Jan 12, 2020
Jan 12, 2020
1 hr 13 min
Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.
Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.
And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?
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Jan 6, 2020
Jan 6, 2020
56 min
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Dec 30, 2019
Dec 30, 2019
56 min
Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.
Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.
And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.
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Dec 23, 2019
Dec 23, 2019
1 hr 15 min
Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.
Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.
And is the McChicken the key to everything?
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Dec 16, 2019
Dec 16, 2019
55 min
Sirancha ruins Santacon.
Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.
And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.
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We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters.
Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream.
Here's all the easy ways you can give:
1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please.
PO Box 90700
Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997
You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.
2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves.
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venmo: @asterios
3. Send tampons directly to the charity:
I Support the Girls
Attn: Dana Marlowe
P.O. Box 2736
Wheaton, Maryland 20915
4. Donate directly to the charity:
https://isupportthegirls.org/get-involved/financial-donation-to-i-support-the-girls/
Dec 9, 2019
Dec 9, 2019
1 hr 1 min
Sirancha embarks on a new career.
Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.
And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.
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Dec 3, 2019
Dec 3, 2019
1 hr 20 min
Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.
Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.
And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?
Nov 25, 2019
Nov 25, 2019
1 hr 24 min
Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance.
Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government.
And Wumpus gets a new attitude!
Nov 18, 2019
Nov 18, 2019
1 hr 52 sec
Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes.
Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes.
And you will wonder:
...are YOU the a**hole?
Nov 11, 2019
Nov 11, 2019
1 hr 10 min
Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights.
Stuffin' destroys a flower pot.
And Asterios finally learns how tampons work.
At age 37.
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1st Lo-Fi track from Mimi-Yori! She also made the amazing Sirancha-mation:
https://twitter.com/mahiyos/status/1182930292618645510
2nd Lo-FI track by the incredible Bagel Titan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIdRzx70dAY&feature=youtu.be
Nov 4, 2019
Nov 4, 2019
1 hr 34 min
Sirancha returns from the war.
And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.
Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo
Oct 22, 2019
Oct 22, 2019
47 min
WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.
Napsy Lev gets way too high.
And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.
Oct 14, 2019
Oct 14, 2019
20 min
Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment.
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Thanks to JJ, Had & KashKash who did an incredible job editing this episode. You can follow KashKash here:
Oct 7, 2019
Oct 7, 2019
1 hr 4 min
Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.
Did we choose...YOU?
Tune in & find out...
Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE:
#1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST
Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise
551 E. Route 130 South
Burlington, NJ 08016
#2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST
Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm
(yes, it's a cafe inside a corn maze)
150 Cherry Hill Rd,
Ronks, PA 17572
#3. Saturday, October 26th @ 1pm EST
International Replacement 'Rancha Day
On discord (applicants, you'll get the link in your email soon)
Sep 30, 2019
Sep 30, 2019
1 hr 39 min
Sirancha takes us to Charm School.
Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo.
And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie?
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Sep 23, 2019
Sep 23, 2019
1 hr 5 min
A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.
Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.
And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...
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Sep 20, 2019
Sep 20, 2019
50 min
Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan.
Taped August 26th, 2019.
Sep 9, 2019
Sep 9, 2019
1 hr 5 min
Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights.
Asterios nearly drowns on air.
And both attend a "Sober" party in Deepest Brooklyn.
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Sep 2, 2019
Sep 2, 2019
1 hr 13 min
Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS.
Asterios tries GarfieldEATS.
And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both.
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Aug 27, 2019
Aug 27, 2019
39 min
We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party."
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Aug 19, 2019
Aug 19, 2019
1 hr 15 min
Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.
Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.
And fuck you, Boingo.
Aug 12, 2019
Aug 12, 2019
1 hr 19 min
Upcoming Tour Dates:
Chicago 8/22
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4218821
Detroit 8/23
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4249482
Toronto 8/24
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Montreal 8/25
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Aug 6, 2019
Aug 6, 2019
1 hr 5 min
Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.
Jul 29, 2019
Jul 29, 2019
59 min
Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.
Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.
And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.
Jul 22, 2019
Jul 22, 2019
56 min
Asterios dreams of edible slimes.
Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.
And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.
Jul 16, 2019
Jul 16, 2019
1 hr 13 min
...Sirancha's rules.
God help us all.
Jul 8, 2019
Jul 8, 2019
58 min
Jul 1, 2019
Jul 1, 2019
1 hr 13 min
Sirancha goes off on "Karen."
Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.
(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
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Jun 24, 2019
Jun 24, 2019
1 hr 6 min
Jun 13, 2019
Jun 13, 2019
1 hr 29 min
On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions.
How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up?
Listen!
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