THE LOUDEST PODCAST
Christmas Movie Nonsense Logic

Christmas Movie Nonsense Logic

November 24, 2022

Rancho tosses our episode outline to recap the plot of Nicolas Cage's "The Family Man" 

Nathen Makes Out With His Cousin For Three Years
Asterios Buys 120 Adderalls + One Piece: RED Review

Asterios Buys 120 Adderalls + One Piece: RED Review

November 10, 2022

Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265

Rancho Smuggles Drugs Onto A Cruise

Rancho Smuggles Drugs Onto A Cruise

November 2, 2022

Also: Peter Griffin something something something Lois' Mom

Tad’s Dad Gets Hit With A Lead Pipe

Tad’s Dad Gets Hit With A Lead Pipe

October 31, 2022

Rancho's out to sea this week! Good ol' Tad fills in with a horrifying story about his "based" dad.

[Remastered] The Best of THE LOUDEST PODCAST, Vol. 1

[Remastered] The Best of THE LOUDEST PODCAST, Vol. 1

October 21, 2022

All the audio + video in this best of has been completely remastered since our original release on January 20th. Hope you enjoy.

Edited and curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/smartydoesstuff

INCLUDING:

--Rancho Gets Jury Duty
--Shit Like An Eagle
--Spider Man Wedding
--Demi Levato Apology
--Twitch Coomer Lawsuit
--Funko Or Fakeo
--Katlin Bennet Poops
--WeWork Implodes
--Homestuck Deep Dive
--Bang or Boing
--Agent Porgty-Seven

Family Court Guy In, ”The Case of the Cutaway Confusion”

Family Court Guy In, ”The Case of the Cutaway Confusion”

October 19, 2022

Can YOU crack these two cutaway-related cases?

SNL Try Guy Sketch Enrages TikTok

SNL Try Guy Sketch Enrages TikTok

October 14, 2022

I can't believe you people made me write that keyword-packed episode title

The Try Guys in, ”Apology Of The Week”

The Try Guys in, ”Apology Of The Week”

October 5, 2022

This is the worst apology yet

EMERGENCY BONUS EPISODE: ”The Try Guys” Break Up

EMERGENCY BONUS EPISODE: ”The Try Guys” Break Up

September 28, 2022

Today Asterios learned that Ned was one of "The Try Guys"

Peter Griffin’s Wikipedia Page

Peter Griffin’s Wikipedia Page

September 28, 2022

Can the family hear the baby talk? We find out.

Asterios Goes To The Emergency Room

Asterios Goes To The Emergency Room

September 21, 2022

Also: Rancho gets into "dole bludging."

Asterios Takes A Live ADHD Test

Asterios Takes A Live ADHD Test

September 17, 2022

Also: Sirancha buys an eight pound ball of Garnet

Asterios Nearly Dies Jogging + Rancho’s Favorite ”Big People” TV Shows
Sirancha Buys Weed On Instagram

Sirancha Buys Weed On Instagram

August 24, 2022

Also: "Middle-Aged Bro Tips" with Asterios Kokkinos

Minisode! Asterios Turns 40

Minisode! Asterios Turns 40

August 18, 2022

Lordy, lordy, etc.

Rancho Gets High In The Desert (Again)

Rancho Gets High In The Desert (Again)

August 11, 2022

Also: Rancho's dad sends a series of "colorful" letters to his local officials.

PALETTE SWAP MEGA-SODE with Thought Cops Kevin, Niko, LimeJinjo, MimiYori and ZWICK!
I Wanna Be The Next SNL Cast Member

I Wanna Be The Next SNL Cast Member

July 21, 2022

She also made me listen to more Greer

Rancho’s Birthday III

Rancho’s Birthday III

July 15, 2022

WHAT DID YOU GET HER?

Sirancha Outruns A Mass Shooting

Sirancha Outruns A Mass Shooting

July 6, 2022
Last week, Sirancha attended one of America's many, many 4th of July shootings. Meanwhile, Asterios tried several brands of light ice cream.
 
We’re Canonically Nathfield Now

We’re Canonically Nathfield Now

June 29, 2022

Vote for July's sticker. The losers get DESTROYED: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68325412

The Worst Voicemails Of All Time

The Worst Voicemails Of All Time

June 22, 2022

We shall suffer together

Rancho Returns + Asterios Fixes Adam Ruins Everything

Rancho Returns + Asterios Fixes Adam Ruins Everything

June 16, 2022

Plus: Rancho pitches a new mashup of Nathfield and Garfield named Grathfield

Nathen Mazri’s Discord Server

Nathen Mazri’s Discord Server

June 8, 2022

Imagine if that restaurant from Five Nights At Freddy's was a discord server

The Roommate From Hell with NIKO!

The Roommate From Hell with NIKO!

June 1, 2022

Also: Nintendogs

Wake Up And Grind Early Grind Gets The Grind
THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX

THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX

May 18, 2022

NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?

 
 
Elon Musk’s Wholesome Chungus Twitter Space
The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund

The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund

May 4, 2022

Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE

 
 
The Foxwoods Casino Adventure

The Foxwoods Casino Adventure

April 14, 2022

Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine

 
 
The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!

The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!

April 7, 2022

(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement

 
 
The Top 100 ”Things”

The Top 100 ”Things”

March 30, 2022

Number 76 will shock you.

 
 
Buying A House, Boomer Style

Buying A House, Boomer Style

March 19, 2022

Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"

 
 
Bald Insurance

Bald Insurance

March 9, 2022

Wondering if you should "Shave It or Leave It?" Email a pic of YOUR dome to theloudestpodcast ayyt gmail dahht chaam -- or tag us on twitter.

 
 
Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD

Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD

March 6, 2022

Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!

 
 
We Teach You How To Get A Job

We Teach You How To Get A Job

February 25, 2022

Do everything we say, you'll probably be fine

Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!

Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!

February 16, 2022

A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit

Live From The Metaverse with THOUGHT COPS!
We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes
Asterios Goes Back To Improv School

Asterios Goes Back To Improv School

January 26, 2022

Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit

 
 
Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years

Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years

January 19, 2022

Edited + curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch.

INCLUDING: Jury Duty, Shit Like An Eagle, Spider Man Wedding, Demi Levato Apology, Twitch Coomer Lawsuit, Funko Or Fakeo, Katlin Bennet Poops, WeWork Implodes, Homestuck Deep Dive & Bang or Boing?

Follow TLP: Spotify | Youtube | Apple Podcasts | Google | Soundcloud 

TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

 
Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

January 12, 2022

[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza

 
 
The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War

The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War

January 5, 2022

Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.

 
 
The Death of GarfieldEATS
Sirancha Gets A Soundboard

Sirancha Gets A Soundboard

December 22, 2021

the Moment has arrived

 
 
Asterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas + We Suffer Through The New Sex In The City
Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High

Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High

December 8, 2021

Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!

 
 
We Watch That Awful NFT Monkey Cartoon
The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)

The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)

November 24, 2021

Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:

EVERY INTERVIEW.

EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.

EVERY GARFFUCINNO.

FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU...

THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.

 
 
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