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Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman

Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman

October 20, 2021

ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.

 
 
Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops

Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops

October 14, 2021

This dog is totally insane, you would love her

 
 
Chinese Parents: The Video Game

Chinese Parents: The Video Game

October 6, 2021

Can YOU win their approval?!

 
 
We Got Entergaged

We Got Entergaged

September 29, 2021

we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk!

 
 
VM‘s + Q&A‘s

VM‘s + Q&A‘s

September 22, 2021

We listen to YOUR voicemails and answer YOUR questions!

 
 
Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast — #001: A Cruel Boomer‘s Thesis

Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast — #001: A Cruel Boomer‘s Thesis

September 21, 2021

New show! First one's free. Hear more episodes over at patreon.com/asterios.

Sirancha‘s Desert Drugcation

Sirancha‘s Desert Drugcation

September 14, 2021

Sirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?"

 
 
My Immortal Finale

My Immortal Finale

September 8, 2021

Tar-eboni and Volsermort have their final showdown.

 
 
My Immortal, Part 5

My Immortal, Part 5

September 2, 2021

Eboni and Young Voldemort go to a Good Charlotte concert.

 
 
My Immortal, Pt. 4

My Immortal, Pt. 4

August 25, 2021

a FOURTH MCR concert?!

 
 
My Immortal, Pt. 3

My Immortal, Pt. 3

August 19, 2021

Sirancha does dabs with her dad. Imagine doing dabs with your dad.

 
 
My Immortal, Pt 2

My Immortal, Pt 2

August 11, 2021
Enjoy, fello' goffs!
 
 
 
The Darkest Day In Christory
My Immortal, Pt.1

My Immortal, Pt.1

July 28, 2021

What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into one teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal" starring Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Enjoy, fello' goffs!

 

 
 
Sirancha’s Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure

Sirancha’s Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure

July 21, 2021
Sirancha's birthday means SIRANCHA IS IN CHARGE. GOD HELP US ALL.
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci’s American Nightmare

Dr. Fauci’s American Nightmare

July 14, 2021

In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Marr-Ah Lagg-Go?"

Download the FREE one-page RPG by clicking here.

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White Trash Internet Lawsuits + Sending Norbit Into Orbit

White Trash Internet Lawsuits + Sending Norbit Into Orbit

July 7, 2021

It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards!

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Sirancha’s Dad Fails A Racism Quiz

Sirancha’s Dad Fails A Racism Quiz

June 30, 2021

Asterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy!

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The Bang Energy Drink Hour + Asterios Gets His Stomach Waxed

The Bang Energy Drink Hour + Asterios Gets His Stomach Waxed

June 23, 2021

Yaoi paddles! Bean hoarding! Stomach waxing! AND: we play the new hit game, "Bang or Boi-oi-oi-oi-ng?"

Chrissy Teigen in, “Apology of the Week!”

Chrissy Teigen in, “Apology of the Week!”

June 16, 2021

Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

Who Will Die First: Sirancha or Asterios? + The BTS Meal & Big Ed’s Shocking Phone Call!

Who Will Die First: Sirancha or Asterios? + The BTS Meal & Big Ed’s Shocking Phone Call!

June 2, 2021

We debate which of us will die first, ASMR the BTS meal + react to Big Ed's shocking yet totally expected phone call! 

The 254,300th Download Spectacular

The 254,300th Download Spectacular

May 26, 2021

A QUARTER MILLION SERVED! Celebrate our 254,300th download as we play "Funko or Fakeo", discuss Asterios becoming "Nutritionpilled" & breakdown the finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life.

An Hour of Shockingly Good Voicemails + Snyder Cut Confusion w/GRANT MOONEY!

An Hour of Shockingly Good Voicemails + Snyder Cut Confusion w/GRANT MOONEY!

May 18, 2021

Sirancha cries in her ethics class, Asterios get VPN-pilled + we tell you how to join the COUNCIL OF AUTISM!

D&D Homebrew Race or Weed? + One Piece Minute

D&D Homebrew Race or Weed? + One Piece Minute

May 12, 2021

We got another banger! We read Armie Hammer's darkest thoughts, play America's hottest new game & deliver a double dose of One Piece Minute!

Asterios Stops A Street Fight

Asterios Stops A Street Fight

May 5, 2021

Crypto Chatter! Sirancha pitches "Manties"! And the listeners take the Autism test.

We Take An Autism Test Live! One Piece Minute Returns! Apology of the Week w/Demi Lovato! Barbie’s Biggest Fan! AND MORE!!!

We Take An Autism Test Live! One Piece Minute Returns! Apology of the Week w/Demi Lovato! Barbie’s Biggest Fan! AND MORE!!!

April 28, 2021

It's our longest episode ever! One Piece Minute returns, we take an autism test live on air, Demi Lovato "apologizes" to a froyo place, and we interview the target market of Barbie movies: an eight year old girl! YOU CAN NOT MISS THIS ONE!!!

One Piece Minute! Nathen vs. The Homeless! Abby Shapiro: Trans Icon!

One Piece Minute! Nathen vs. The Homeless! Abby Shapiro: Trans Icon!

April 21, 2021

Sirancha tries for tradhood! Fat Families delivers huge! And our all-new segment: "Helping You Grow-kkinos with Asterios Kokkinos!"

Feudly Fam with Niko, Keeby10, Berries N’ Cream & Tad from LMTYA!

Feudly Fam with Niko, Keeby10, Berries N’ Cream & Tad from LMTYA!

April 14, 2021

Podcasting's greatest game show premieres! "Influencer Apology of the Week" returns! And "The Lard Police" are in town!

What’s More Boomer: Hooters or Playboy?
Asterios’ Annual Bender + Spring Anime Preview

Asterios’ Annual Bender + Spring Anime Preview

March 31, 2021

Dumbspringa has arrived. Guess how many times we ordered Grubhub in the comments! Unless you're reading this in a podcast player or something, in which case, just text us: (347) 705 7617

ScoobyEATS Launches + We Talk With Homestuck Expert Tad from LMTYA!

ScoobyEATS Launches + We Talk With Homestuck Expert Tad from LMTYA!

March 24, 2021
Nathen launches a talk show about hot dogs and hamburgers that discusses neither hot dogs nor hamburgers. Also: Andrew throws a Hussie-fit! This is a good one, my dudes.
Evil Grocery Stores Attack Scooby Eats! + Anime Chatter Returns

Evil Grocery Stores Attack Scooby Eats! + Anime Chatter Returns

March 10, 2021

What are they afraid of? What are they hiding? Why won't any Canadian grocery store stock Scooby Eats?

Worst Wrestlers Ever + Batshit Insane 90 Day Couples

Worst Wrestlers Ever + Batshit Insane 90 Day Couples

March 3, 2021

How much would you pay to keep your porn folder a secret? Who's the most offensive wrestler of all time? And how many 90 Day spinoffs can fit into a streaming service?

Gen-Z Dunks on Millennial TikTok + Nathen Mazri’s New Internet Sitcom

Gen-Z Dunks on Millennial TikTok + Nathen Mazri’s New Internet Sitcom

February 24, 2021

Gen-Z comes for side parts + skinny jeans. Sirancha sings today's top cringe hits. And Asterios, somehow, loses even more money.

What’s In Nathen’s Frozen Mystery Box? (Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Nathen Mazri)

What’s In Nathen’s Frozen Mystery Box? (Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Nathen Mazri)

February 18, 2021

Asterios gets into "crypto." Sirancha gets into Abby Shapiro. And Nathen Mazri overnights us a box from the GarfieldEATS in his living room!

Barbie Movie Review II & Sirancha’s AOC x Ben Shapiro Slash Fic

Barbie Movie Review II & Sirancha’s AOC x Ben Shapiro Slash Fic

February 10, 2021

Asterios spends his life savings on GameStonks. Sirancha pens a steamy tale. And introducing: Chicago Food Minute with The Thought Cops!

Sirancha Buys $11,000 of GameStop Stock

Sirancha Buys $11,000 of GameStop Stock

February 3, 2021
The boomer misses the boom. Dr. Fuck calls in about the future of cooming. And we listen to TWENTY FOUR VOICE MAILS!
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED!!!

EPISODE ONE HUNDRED!!!

January 27, 2021

We bring back some of our favorite topics & guests from the past 100 episodes. With Niko, Lime, Mimi & more!

That Grubhub Commercial

That Grubhub Commercial

January 20, 2021

Sirancha makes Asterios watch that Grubhub commercial. Asterios continues his campaign against the Reddit app. And the perfect Groomsman gift is decided upon.

Coupstory

Coupstory

January 13, 2021

Asterios takes Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021. 

Asterios Almost Dies After Eating The Salmon At TGIFriday’s

Asterios Almost Dies After Eating The Salmon At TGIFriday’s

January 9, 2021

Don't eat the salmon at TGIFriday's!

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Season’s Squeezings

Season’s Squeezings

December 25, 2020

Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!

How To Make Vaccines Cool & Sexy & Cool

How To Make Vaccines Cool & Sexy & Cool

December 16, 2020
Sirancha's dad drops some redpills. Asterios thinks COVID has "a branding problem." And Nathen just can't keep his lasagna frozen.
JACKED! A Cyberpunk RPG Podcast — #1: Spray & Pray

JACKED! A Cyberpunk RPG Podcast — #1: Spray & Pray

December 10, 2020

It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. And TV channels? Yeah, there's over FIFTY.

But in the ashes of Bay City, two...heroes (?)...will rise.

Jreg’s Disgusting House Tour Tour

Jreg’s Disgusting House Tour Tour

December 9, 2020

Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?

Why The Reddit App Is Trash

Why The Reddit App Is Trash

December 2, 2020

Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention. Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic. And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours. 

Hey, Nathen Mazri, We’re Talking About You Again

Hey, Nathen Mazri, We’re Talking About You Again

November 25, 2020

Asterios is threatened by his niece. Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.

Horrifying J-List “Toy” Reviews

Horrifying J-List “Toy” Reviews

November 18, 2020

Our most disgusting episode yet. And that's saying something.

Stonk Talk w/Soviet Sirancha + Jay & Silent Bob Sell CBD

Stonk Talk w/Soviet Sirancha + Jay & Silent Bob Sell CBD

November 11, 2020

Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal. 

SIRANCHA RETURNS!

SIRANCHA RETURNS!

November 3, 2020
Election chatter! Cereal chatter! The Thought Cops chatter! And SIRANCHA RETURNS!!!
 
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