THE LOUDEST PODCAST

Asterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"

And: Niko teaches you the right (and wrong) way to trip balls

Rancho eats an entire bag of "Heavy Hitters" gummies and loses her mind on air for your amusement. Enjoy!

Also: how exactly did that guy get diarrhea "all throughout" that airplane? We discuss.

Imagine leaking your own mugshot for clout

You'll never guess what happened

Did you know you can gamble real money on Wheel of Fortune? One boomer's wallet found out the hard way.

Also: is it "Loaf & Chug" or "Loaf & Jug?"

King Cobra pregames before hanging out with his dad for some reason.

In this extra-sized 200th episode we react live to the ENTIRE Nathfield Podcast! Even the teaser episode, which is just a pig grunting.

Sirancha "cuts a promo" on Bluey, then teaches Asterios about Dr. Umar, Kevin Samuels & the "Hotep" movement.

Also: we review the mid finale of MILF Manor.

Also: Naruto Vapes expands into the lucrative "gas station boner pills" market

Also: Asterios fails to get into the VIP entrance at a Harlem Globetrotters game

Also: we see Monday Night RAW live + take a deep dive into the Breaking Bad / Popcorners "Lore"

However bad you think it is, it's worse

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRDS! also this entire episode is satire, we would never loot the three philly sephoras within a 20 block radius of each other

You'll never guess what she does next!

Give YOUR ghoulish guesses in the comments!

Send us a voicemail with YOUR 2023 predictions: (848) 863 5343

OR ELSE

We suffered. Now: you will suffer.

It's good when you have to clarify you're "not" Kanye

Rancho tosses our episode outline to recap the plot of Nicolas Cage's "The Family Man" 

Oh geez

Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265

Also: Peter Griffin something something something Lois' Mom

Rancho's out to sea this week! Good ol' Tad fills in with a horrifying story about his "based" dad.

All the audio + video in this best of has been completely remastered since our original release on January 20th. Hope you enjoy.

Edited and curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/smartydoesstuff

INCLUDING:

--Rancho Gets Jury Duty
--Shit Like An Eagle
--Spider Man Wedding
--Demi Levato Apology
--Twitch Coomer Lawsuit
--Funko Or Fakeo
--Katlin Bennet Poops
--WeWork Implodes
--Homestuck Deep Dive
--Bang or Boing
--Agent Porgty-Seven

Can YOU crack these two cutaway-related cases?

I can't believe you people made me write that keyword-packed episode title

This is the worst apology yet

Today Asterios learned that Ned was one of "The Try Guys"

Can the family hear the baby talk? We find out.

Also: Rancho gets into "dole bludging."

Also: Sirancha buys an eight pound ball of Garnet

She really goes hard this episode

Also: "Middle-Aged Bro Tips" with Asterios Kokkinos

Lordy, lordy, etc.

Also: Rancho's dad sends a series of "colorful" letters to his local officials.

the final swap

She also made me listen to more Greer

WHAT DID YOU GET HER?

Vote for July's sticker. The losers get DESTROYED: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68325412

We shall suffer together

Plus: Rancho pitches a new mashup of Nathfield and Garfield named Grathfield

Imagine if that restaurant from Five Nights At Freddy's was a discord server

Also: Nintendogs

Introducing: Sigmarancha

NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?