Episodes
7 days ago
7 days ago
Can YOU guess how long we made it before turning it off?
Monday Aug 26, 2024
The Daniel Larson Panera Bread Freakout (Rancho's Birthday 5, Pt. 2)
Monday Aug 26, 2024
Monday Aug 26, 2024
50% terrifying, 50% hilarious, 100% unhappy she made me watch this.
Friday Jul 26, 2024
Friday Jul 26, 2024
We're all praying this is her last birthday
Edited by ZWICK!
Monday Jun 24, 2024
Rancho Makes "Food" From The GarfieldEATS Cookbook
Monday Jun 24, 2024
Monday Jun 24, 2024
Some of these recipes WON'T kill you!
Monday Jun 10, 2024
We Put Daniel Larson On Trial
Monday Jun 10, 2024
Monday Jun 10, 2024
And: WorldOfTshirts releases the song of the summer.
And And: Kanye West sexts his assistant—which is 100% not allowed!
Friday May 31, 2024
Nathen Wins Us Back
Friday May 31, 2024
Friday May 31, 2024
And: our local 7-11 experiences a devastating coup d'état
Wednesday May 15, 2024
Daniel Larson Is In Jail & We Are All Responsible
Wednesday May 15, 2024
Wednesday May 15, 2024
There's blood on your hands, listeners!
Monday May 06, 2024
Minisode: Asterios Brings His Laptop To Haircuts
Monday May 06, 2024
Monday May 06, 2024
We're traveling this week + couldn't record a full episode!
But here's an all-new tale of Asterios not knowing how to be normal.
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Asterios Learns About Roblox + Mr. Beast Cancellation Predictions
Monday Apr 29, 2024
Monday Apr 29, 2024
The Bloxburg Protests are in full effect. Rancho has the latest.
Monday Apr 22, 2024
Nathen Narcs on Homer's Donuts
Monday Apr 22, 2024
Monday Apr 22, 2024
And, for tax purposes, we read The Big Bang Theory's "Big Book of Lists"
Monday Apr 15, 2024
Sirancha Gets Stardew-Pilled
Monday Apr 15, 2024
Monday Apr 15, 2024
And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new song
Monday Apr 08, 2024
The Stolen Orgy Google Doc From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Monday Apr 08, 2024
Monday Apr 08, 2024
And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)
Monday Apr 01, 2024
NYC's All-You-Can-Eat Weed Buffet Sucks
Monday Apr 01, 2024
Monday Apr 01, 2024
Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be bad
Monday Mar 25, 2024
Nathen Makes The Nickelodeon Scandal About Himself
Monday Mar 25, 2024
Monday Mar 25, 2024
What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.
Monday Mar 18, 2024
World Of T-Shirts Returns To Save TikTok
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Monday Mar 18, 2024
In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returns...
Monday Mar 11, 2024
We Review The Hamtaro Movie Sequel
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review "Hamtaro: The Captive Princess."
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Sirancha Gets Outed As A Straight
Monday Mar 04, 2024
Monday Mar 04, 2024
And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at once
Monday Feb 26, 2024
Monday Feb 26, 2024
Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers.
Three different times.
Monday Feb 19, 2024
Asterios Plays Hearthstone While Driving
Monday Feb 19, 2024
Monday Feb 19, 2024
Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Rancho vs. The "Woke" Handicapped Symbol
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft server
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Rancho’s Birthday: Class of ’09 Edition
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"
Saturday Dec 16, 2023
Asterios Gets A Prostate Exam
Saturday Dec 16, 2023
Saturday Dec 16, 2023
Also: Rancho chases three different wild birds out of our house
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Asterios Shatters His Leg For A Selfie + World Of T-Shirts
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Asterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"
Sunday Nov 12, 2023
Asterios Tries Fentanyl (with NIKO!)
Sunday Nov 12, 2023
Sunday Nov 12, 2023
And: Niko teaches you the right (and wrong) way to trip balls
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Rancho’s Desert Drugcation II
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Rancho eats an entire bag of "Heavy Hitters" gummies and loses her mind on air for your amusement. Enjoy!
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Meg Gets Cancelled
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Also: how exactly did that guy get diarrhea "all throughout" that airplane? We discuss.
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Rancho Rips Nathen’s Mugshot + Asterios’ Final Bet
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Tuesday Sep 05, 2023
Imagine leaking your own mugshot for clout
Wednesday Aug 16, 2023
Asterios’ Gambling Disaster
Wednesday Aug 16, 2023
Wednesday Aug 16, 2023
You'll never guess what happened
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Asterios Gets Addicted To Sports Betting
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Did you know you can gamble real money on Wheel of Fortune? One boomer's wallet found out the hard way.
Sunday Jun 25, 2023
King Cobra Gets Arrested On Christmas
Sunday Jun 25, 2023
Sunday Jun 25, 2023
Also: is it "Loaf & Chug" or "Loaf & Jug?"
Sunday Jun 11, 2023
King Cobra Gets Too Drunk To Go To Olive Garden With His Dad
Sunday Jun 11, 2023
Sunday Jun 11, 2023
King Cobra pregames before hanging out with his dad for some reason.
Friday May 19, 2023
The Nathfield Podcast
Friday May 19, 2023
Friday May 19, 2023
In this extra-sized 200th episode we react live to the ENTIRE Nathfield Podcast! Even the teaser episode, which is just a pig grunting.
Saturday Apr 29, 2023
Sirancha Hates Bluey
Saturday Apr 29, 2023
Saturday Apr 29, 2023
Sirancha "cuts a promo" on Bluey, then teaches Asterios about Dr. Umar, Kevin Samuels & the "Hotep" movement.
Monday Apr 17, 2023
Asterios Shits His Pants In A 7/11
Monday Apr 17, 2023
Monday Apr 17, 2023
Also: we review the mid finale of MILF Manor.
Saturday Mar 25, 2023
Naruto Vapes vs. GarfieldEATS
Saturday Mar 25, 2023
Saturday Mar 25, 2023
Also: Naruto Vapes expands into the lucrative "gas station boner pills" market
Tuesday Mar 07, 2023
Asterios Returns A Crack Pipe To An Illegal Naruto-Themed Marijuana Dispensary
Tuesday Mar 07, 2023
Tuesday Mar 07, 2023
Also: Asterios fails to get into the VIP entrance at a Harlem Globetrotters game
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
Dark Biden’s Dank Zaza Stash
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
Sunday Feb 19, 2023
Also: we see Monday Night RAW live + take a deep dive into the Breaking Bad / Popcorners "Lore"
Friday Feb 10, 2023
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
We Plan Our Super Bowl Looting Live On Air (Go Birds!)
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRDS! also this entire episode is satire, we would never loot the three philly sephoras within a 20 block radius of each other
Monday Jan 23, 2023
Sirancha Drops Her Vape In A Puddle
Monday Jan 23, 2023
Monday Jan 23, 2023
You'll never guess what she does next!
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
Who Will Die In 2023?
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
Give YOUR ghoulish guesses in the comments!
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Kanye, Arrested? Nathen, Successful? Our 2023 Predictions
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Send us a voicemail with YOUR 2023 predictions: (848) 863 5343
OR ELSE
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Highlights From The Worst Comedy Show Of All Time
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
We suffered. Now: you will suffer.
Friday Dec 02, 2022
Nathen Is ”Not Kanye” + Sirancha: The Queen Of King Of Queens
Friday Dec 02, 2022
Friday Dec 02, 2022
It's good when you have to clarify you're "not" Kanye
Thursday Nov 24, 2022
Christmas Movie Nonsense Logic
Thursday Nov 24, 2022
Thursday Nov 24, 2022
Rancho tosses our episode outline to recap the plot of Nicolas Cage's "The Family Man"
Wednesday Nov 16, 2022
Thursday Nov 10, 2022
Asterios Buys 120 Adderalls + One Piece: RED Review
Thursday Nov 10, 2022
Thursday Nov 10, 2022
Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Rancho Smuggles Drugs Onto A Cruise
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Also: Peter Griffin something something something Lois' Mom
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Tad’s Dad Gets Hit With A Lead Pipe
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Rancho's out to sea this week! Good ol' Tad fills in with a horrifying story about his "based" dad.
Friday Oct 21, 2022
[Remastered] The Best of THE LOUDEST PODCAST, Vol. 1
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Friday Oct 21, 2022
All the audio + video in this best of has been completely remastered since our original release on January 20th. Hope you enjoy.
Edited and curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/smartydoesstuff
INCLUDING:
--Rancho Gets Jury Duty
--Shit Like An Eagle
--Spider Man Wedding
--Demi Levato Apology
--Twitch Coomer Lawsuit
--Funko Or Fakeo
--Katlin Bennet Poops
--WeWork Implodes
--Homestuck Deep Dive
--Bang or Boing
--Agent Porgty-Seven