Episodes

Wednesday May 11, 2022
Elon Musk’s Wholesome Chungus Twitter Space
Wednesday May 11, 2022
Wednesday May 11, 2022
He's such a lil' shitlord

Wednesday May 04, 2022
The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE

Thursday Apr 14, 2022
The Foxwoods Casino Adventure
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine

Thursday Apr 07, 2022
The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!
Thursday Apr 07, 2022
Thursday Apr 07, 2022
(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement

Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
The Top 100 ”Things”
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Number 76 will shock you.

Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Buying A House, Boomer Style
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"

Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Bald Insurance
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
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Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!

Friday Feb 25, 2022
We Teach You How To Get A Job
Friday Feb 25, 2022
Friday Feb 25, 2022
Do everything we say, you'll probably be fine

Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit

Wednesday Feb 09, 2022

Thursday Feb 03, 2022
We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes
Thursday Feb 03, 2022
Thursday Feb 03, 2022
We don't do too good

Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Asterios Goes Back To Improv School
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit

Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
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Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game
Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza

Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.

Saturday Jan 01, 2022
The Death of GarfieldEATS
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
RIP...again

Wednesday Dec 22, 2021
Sirancha Gets A Soundboard
Wednesday Dec 22, 2021
Wednesday Dec 22, 2021
the Moment has arrived

Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Asterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas + We Suffer Through The New Sex In The City
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
[slams button] "WOKE MOMENT!"

Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!

Thursday Dec 02, 2021
We Watch That Awful NFT Monkey Cartoon
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
You're welcome.

Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:
EVERY INTERVIEW.
EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.
EVERY GARFFUCINNO.
FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU...
THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.

Friday Nov 19, 2021
Sirancha Gets Laserfaced
Friday Nov 19, 2021
Friday Nov 19, 2021

Wednesday Nov 10, 2021
Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch
Wednesday Nov 10, 2021
Wednesday Nov 10, 2021
Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!

Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
yup.

Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
The History of The Monster Mash, Dune Mania + 90 Day Power Rankings
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
WE DO THE MASH.

Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.

Thursday Oct 14, 2021
Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops
Thursday Oct 14, 2021
Thursday Oct 14, 2021
This dog is totally insane, you would love her

Wednesday Oct 06, 2021
Chinese Parents: The Video Game
Wednesday Oct 06, 2021
Wednesday Oct 06, 2021
Can YOU win their approval?!

Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
We Got Entergaged
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk!

Wednesday Sep 22, 2021
VM‘s + Q&A‘s
Wednesday Sep 22, 2021
Wednesday Sep 22, 2021
We listen to YOUR voicemails and answer YOUR questions!

Tuesday Sep 21, 2021
Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast — #001: A Cruel Boomer‘s Thesis
Tuesday Sep 21, 2021
Tuesday Sep 21, 2021
New show! First one's free. Hear more episodes over at patreon.com/asterios.

Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Sirancha‘s Desert Drugcation
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Tuesday Sep 14, 2021
Sirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?"

Wednesday Sep 08, 2021
My Immortal Finale
Wednesday Sep 08, 2021
Wednesday Sep 08, 2021
Tar-eboni and Volsermort have their final showdown.

Thursday Sep 02, 2021
My Immortal, Pt. 5
Thursday Sep 02, 2021
Thursday Sep 02, 2021
Eboni and Young Voldemort go to a Good Charlotte concert.

Wednesday Aug 25, 2021
My Immortal, Pt. 4
Wednesday Aug 25, 2021
Wednesday Aug 25, 2021
a FOURTH MCR concert?!

Thursday Aug 19, 2021
My Immortal, Pt. 3
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Sirancha does dabs with her dad. Imagine doing dabs with your dad.

Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
My Immortal, Pt 2
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021

Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
The Darkest Day In Christory
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Oh god

Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
My Immortal, Pt.1
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
Wednesday Jul 28, 2021
What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into one teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal" starring Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Enjoy, fello' goffs!

Wednesday Jul 21, 2021
Sirancha’s Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure
Wednesday Jul 21, 2021
Wednesday Jul 21, 2021

Wednesday Jul 14, 2021
Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare
Wednesday Jul 14, 2021
Wednesday Jul 14, 2021
In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Marr-Ah Lagg-Go?"
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Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
White Trash Internet Lawsuits + Sending Norbit Into Orbit
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
Wednesday Jul 07, 2021
It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards!
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Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
Sirancha's Dad Fails A Racism Quiz
Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
Wednesday Jun 30, 2021
Asterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy!
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Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
The Bang Energy Drink Hour + Asterios Gets His Stomach Waxed
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
Wednesday Jun 23, 2021
Yaoi paddles! Bean hoarding! Stomach waxing! AND: we play the new hit game, "Bang or Boi-oi-oi-oi-ng?"

Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Chrissy Teigen in, "Apology of the Week!"
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Wednesday Jun 16, 2021
Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Who Will Die First: Sirancha or Asterios? + The BTS Meal & Big Ed's Shocking Phone Call!
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
Wednesday Jun 02, 2021
We debate which of us will die first, ASMR the BTS meal + react to Big Ed's shocking yet totally expected phone call!

Wednesday May 26, 2021
The 254,300th Download Spectacular
Wednesday May 26, 2021
Wednesday May 26, 2021
A QUARTER MILLION SERVED! Celebrate our 254,300th download as we play "Funko or Fakeo", discuss Asterios becoming "Nutritionpilled" & breakdown the finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life.

Tuesday May 18, 2021
An Hour of Shockingly Good Voicemails + Snyder Cut Confusion w/GRANT MOONEY!
Tuesday May 18, 2021
Tuesday May 18, 2021
Sirancha cries in her ethics class, Asterios get VPN-pilled + we tell you how to join the COUNCIL OF AUTISM!

Wednesday May 12, 2021
D&D Homebrew Race or Weed? + One Piece Minute
Wednesday May 12, 2021
Wednesday May 12, 2021
We got another banger! We read Armie Hammer's darkest thoughts, play America's hottest new game & deliver a double dose of One Piece Minute!