Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss.
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Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party!
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Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.
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Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.
Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?
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Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."
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Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.
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Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?
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Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.
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Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.
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Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.
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On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.
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Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!
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Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.
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Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!
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What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants!
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Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.
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Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club!
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Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier.
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What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP.
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Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?
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I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it.
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Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!
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Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99.
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Sirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice!
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Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews.
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Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons?
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Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."
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Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous.
Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one.
And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter.
Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide!
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Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs.
Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals.
And we read your emails. Unfortunately.
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Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.
Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.
And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!
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Sirancha fights the recline of western society.
Asterios calls the cops.
And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!
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Do you have the "right to recline?" Voat! https://strawpoll.com/zb7gb4hd
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Sirancha trolls her way to the top.
Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.
And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.
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Who's the best Replacement Rancha? Vote here: www.patreon.com/posts/33912732
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Asterios kills during his "addict share."
Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.
And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.
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Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.
Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.
Asterios is still welcome in both places!
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Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.
Asterios thanks his various "guys."
And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...
...THE TROLL TRIAL.
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Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.
Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.
And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?
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Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.
Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.
And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.
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Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.
Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.
And is the McChicken the key to everything?
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Sirancha ruins Santacon.
Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.
And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.
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We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters.
Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream.
Here's all the easy ways you can give:
1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please.
PO Box 90700
Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997
You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.
2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves.
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3. Send tampons directly to the charity:
I Support the Girls
Attn: Dana Marlowe
P.O. Box 2736
Wheaton, Maryland 20915
4. Donate directly to the charity:
https://isupportthegirls.org/get-involved/financial-donation-to-i-support-the-girls/
