THE LOUDEST PODCAST

Can YOU crack these two cutaway-related cases?

I can't believe you people made me write that keyword-packed episode title

This is the worst apology yet

Today Asterios learned that Ned was one of "The Try Guys"

Can the family hear the baby talk? We find out.

Also: Rancho gets into "dole bludging."

Also: Sirancha buys an eight pound ball of Garnet

She really goes hard this episode

Also: "Middle-Aged Bro Tips" with Asterios Kokkinos

Lordy, lordy, etc.

Also: Rancho's dad sends a series of "colorful" letters to his local officials.

the final swap

She also made me listen to more Greer

WHAT DID YOU GET HER?

Vote for July's sticker. The losers get DESTROYED: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68325412

We shall suffer together

Plus: Rancho pitches a new mashup of Nathfield and Garfield named Grathfield

Imagine if that restaurant from Five Nights At Freddy's was a discord server

Also: Nintendogs

Introducing: Sigmarancha

NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?

He's such a lil' shitlord

Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE

Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine

(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement

Number 76 will shock you.

Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"

Wondering if you should "Shave It or Leave It?" Email a pic of YOUR dome to theloudestpodcast ayyt gmail dahht chaam -- or tag us on twitter.

Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!

Do everything we say, you'll probably be fine

A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit

No, really

We don't do too good

Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit

Edited + curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch.

INCLUDING: Jury Duty, Shit Like An Eagle, Spider Man Wedding, Demi Levato Apology, Twitch Coomer Lawsuit, Funko Or Fakeo, Katlin Bennet Poops, WeWork Implodes, Homestuck Deep Dive & Bang or Boing?

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TLP Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza

Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.

RIP...again

the Moment has arrived

[slams button] "WOKE MOMENT!"

Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!

You're welcome.

Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:

EVERY INTERVIEW.

EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.

EVERY GARFFUCINNO.

FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU...

THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.

AND acid splashed on her face!  

BLACK FRIDAY MERCH DROP:

SPITEINCORPORATED.COM 

Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!

yup.

WE DO THE MASH.

ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.

This dog is totally insane, you would love her