Episodes
![The Try Guys in, ”Apology Of The Week”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
The Try Guys in, ”Apology Of The Week”
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
This is the worst apology yet
![EMERGENCY BONUS EPISODE: ”The Try Guys” Break Up](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
EMERGENCY BONUS EPISODE: ”The Try Guys” Break Up
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Today Asterios learned that Ned was one of "The Try Guys"
![Peter Griffin’s Wikipedia Page](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/Asterios_Babysits_His_Nieces864oi_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Peter Griffin’s Wikipedia Page
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Can the family hear the baby talk? We find out.
![Asterios Goes To The Emergency Room](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
Asterios Goes To The Emergency Room
Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
Also: Rancho gets into "dole bludging."
![Asterios Takes A Live ADHD Test](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Saturday Sep 17, 2022
Asterios Takes A Live ADHD Test
Saturday Sep 17, 2022
Saturday Sep 17, 2022
Also: Sirancha buys an eight pound ball of Garnet
![Asterios Nearly Dies Jogging + Rancho’s Favorite ”Big People” TV Shows](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Aug 31, 2022
Asterios Nearly Dies Jogging + Rancho’s Favorite ”Big People” TV Shows
Wednesday Aug 31, 2022
Wednesday Aug 31, 2022
She really goes hard this episode
![Sirancha Buys Weed On Instagram](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Sirancha Buys Weed On Instagram
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Also: "Middle-Aged Bro Tips" with Asterios Kokkinos
![Minisode! Asterios Turns 40](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Aug 18, 2022
![Rancho Gets High In The Desert (Again)](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Aug 11, 2022
Rancho Gets High In The Desert (Again)
Thursday Aug 11, 2022
Thursday Aug 11, 2022
Also: Rancho's dad sends a series of "colorful" letters to his local officials.
![PALETTE SWAP MEGA-SODE with Thought Cops Kevin, Niko, LimeJinjo, MimiYori and ZWICK!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 28, 2022
PALETTE SWAP MEGA-SODE with Thought Cops Kevin, Niko, LimeJinjo, MimiYori and ZWICK!
Thursday Jul 28, 2022
Thursday Jul 28, 2022
the final swap
![I Wanna Be The Next SNL Cast Member](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
I Wanna Be The Next SNL Cast Member
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
She also made me listen to more Greer
![Rancho’s Birthday III](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Friday Jul 15, 2022
![Sirancha Outruns A Mass Shooting](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
Sirancha Outruns A Mass Shooting
Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
![We’re Canonically Nathfield Now](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
We’re Canonically Nathfield Now
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Vote for July's sticker. The losers get DESTROYED: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68325412
![The Worst Voicemails Of All Time](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
The Worst Voicemails Of All Time
Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
We shall suffer together
![Rancho Returns + Asterios Fixes Adam Ruins Everything](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Jun 16, 2022
Rancho Returns + Asterios Fixes Adam Ruins Everything
Thursday Jun 16, 2022
Thursday Jun 16, 2022
Plus: Rancho pitches a new mashup of Nathfield and Garfield named Grathfield
![Nathen Mazri’s Discord Server](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_165_Nathen_GARF_System7zj5f_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Nathen Mazri’s Discord Server
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Imagine if that restaurant from Five Nights At Freddy's was a discord server
![The Roommate From Hell with NIKO!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_164_Podfect_Strangers7j5ua_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jun 01, 2022
![Wake Up And Grind Early Grind Gets The Grind](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/Rise_And_Grindaxdod_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday May 25, 2022
Wake Up And Grind Early Grind Gets The Grind
Wednesday May 25, 2022
Wednesday May 25, 2022
Introducing: Sigmarancha
![THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_162_The_Trial_of_Netflix8zdwy_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday May 18, 2022
THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX
Wednesday May 18, 2022
Wednesday May 18, 2022
NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?
![Elon Musk’s Wholesome Chungus Twitter Space](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/00BAE7DD-FA27-4120-9647-3E64B7185625_300x300.jpeg)
Wednesday May 11, 2022
Elon Musk’s Wholesome Chungus Twitter Space
Wednesday May 11, 2022
Wednesday May 11, 2022
He's such a lil' shitlord
![The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_160_R2D2_Thumb8py2h_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday May 04, 2022
The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Wednesday May 04, 2022
Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE
![The Foxwoods Casino Adventure](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_159_--_Roulette82hc0_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
The Foxwoods Casino Adventure
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Thursday Apr 14, 2022
Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine
![The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_158_Top_100_Things7h9ty_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Apr 07, 2022
The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!
Thursday Apr 07, 2022
Thursday Apr 07, 2022
(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement
![The Top 100 ”Things”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/IMG_0670_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
The Top 100 ”Things”
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Wednesday Mar 30, 2022
Number 76 will shock you.
![Buying A House, Boomer Style](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_156_Claw_Game7dvq4_300x300.jpg)
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Buying A House, Boomer Style
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Saturday Mar 19, 2022
Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"
![Bald Insurance](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_155_Baldbd247_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Bald Insurance
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
Wednesday Mar 09, 2022
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![Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_154_Bathroombr6bq_300x300.jpg)
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Sunday Mar 06, 2022
Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!
![We Teach You How To Get A Job](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Friday Feb 25, 2022
We Teach You How To Get A Job
Friday Feb 25, 2022
Friday Feb 25, 2022
Do everything we say, you'll probably be fine
![Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/Cryptoland-Thumb_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
Wednesday Feb 16, 2022
A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit
![Live From The Metaverse with THOUGHT COPS!](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_TC_Metaverse_Dumpster6pgtx_300x300.png)
Wednesday Feb 09, 2022
![We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_150_Big_Cakeatqsq_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Feb 03, 2022
We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes
Thursday Feb 03, 2022
Thursday Feb 03, 2022
We don't do too good
![Asterios Goes Back To Improv School](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_149_thumb_amongusayc94_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Asterios Goes Back To Improv School
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit
![Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/2878833/lplogo3-lores_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
Wednesday Jan 19, 2022
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![Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_147_kitchen_nightmares_rpg7ywb2_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game
Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
Wednesday Jan 12, 2022
[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza
![The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_146_thumb_soundboard_war9bolt_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Wednesday Jan 05, 2022
Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.
![The Death of GarfieldEATS](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_145_garfield_eats_grave67n49_300x300.jpg)
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
The Death of GarfieldEATS
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
RIP...again
![Sirancha Gets A Soundboard](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/YMNcAY5m_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Dec 22, 2021
Sirancha Gets A Soundboard
Wednesday Dec 22, 2021
Wednesday Dec 22, 2021
the Moment has arrived
![Asterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas + We Suffer Through The New Sex In The City](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_143_Bidet97ksx_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Asterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas + We Suffer Through The New Sex In The City
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
Wednesday Dec 15, 2021
[slams button] "WOKE MOMENT!"
![Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_142_weed_apple9zlbh_300x300.png)
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Wednesday Dec 08, 2021
Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!
![We Watch That Awful NFT Monkey Cartoon](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/tlp-141-monkeys-lowres_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
We Watch That Awful NFT Monkey Cartoon
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
You're welcome.
![The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_1406t5jb_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Wednesday Nov 24, 2021
Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:
EVERY INTERVIEW.
EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.
EVERY GARFFUCINNO.
FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU...
THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.
![Sirancha Gets Laserfaced](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP-139-Laserfaced-lowres_300x300.jpg)
Friday Nov 19, 2021
Sirancha Gets Laserfaced
Friday Nov 19, 2021
Friday Nov 19, 2021
![Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP-138-lowres-foster-kids-cash_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Nov 10, 2021
Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch
Wednesday Nov 10, 2021
Wednesday Nov 10, 2021
Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!
![Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_137_Rat_facebhkcd_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
Wednesday Nov 03, 2021
yup.
![The History of The Monster Mash, Dune Mania + 90 Day Power Rankings](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/tlp-136_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
The History of The Monster Mash, Dune Mania + 90 Day Power Rankings
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
Wednesday Oct 27, 2021
WE DO THE MASH.
![Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP-135-Couch-Guy_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
Wednesday Oct 20, 2021
ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.
![Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP-134-chicago-party-aunt-lores_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Oct 14, 2021
Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops
Thursday Oct 14, 2021
Thursday Oct 14, 2021
This dog is totally insane, you would love her
![Chinese Parents: The Video Game](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/IMG_9279_300x300.png)
Wednesday Oct 06, 2021
Chinese Parents: The Video Game
Wednesday Oct 06, 2021
Wednesday Oct 06, 2021
Can YOU win their approval?!
![We Got Entergaged](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2878833/TLP_132_LORES932or_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
We Got Entergaged
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
Wednesday Sep 29, 2021
we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk!