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We suffered. Now: you will suffer.

It's good when you have to clarify you're "not" Kanye

Rancho tosses our episode outline to recap the plot of Nicolas Cage's "The Family Man" 

Oh geez

Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265

Also: Peter Griffin something something something Lois' Mom

Rancho's out to sea this week! Good ol' Tad fills in with a horrifying story about his "based" dad.

All the audio + video in this best of has been completely remastered since our original release on January 20th. Hope you enjoy.

Edited and curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/smartydoesstuff

INCLUDING:

--Rancho Gets Jury Duty
--Shit Like An Eagle
--Spider Man Wedding
--Demi Levato Apology
--Twitch Coomer Lawsuit
--Funko Or Fakeo
--Katlin Bennet Poops
--WeWork Implodes
--Homestuck Deep Dive
--Bang or Boing
--Agent Porgty-Seven

Can YOU crack these two cutaway-related cases?

I can't believe you people made me write that keyword-packed episode title

This is the worst apology yet

Today Asterios learned that Ned was one of "The Try Guys"

Can the family hear the baby talk? We find out.

Also: Rancho gets into "dole bludging."

Also: Sirancha buys an eight pound ball of Garnet

She really goes hard this episode

Also: "Middle-Aged Bro Tips" with Asterios Kokkinos

Lordy, lordy, etc.

Also: Rancho's dad sends a series of "colorful" letters to his local officials.

the final swap

She also made me listen to more Greer

WHAT DID YOU GET HER?

Vote for July's sticker. The losers get DESTROYED: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68325412

We shall suffer together

Plus: Rancho pitches a new mashup of Nathfield and Garfield named Grathfield

Imagine if that restaurant from Five Nights At Freddy's was a discord server

Also: Nintendogs

Introducing: Sigmarancha

NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?

He's such a lil' shitlord

Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE

Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine

(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement

Number 76 will shock you.

Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"

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Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!

Do everything we say, you'll probably be fine

A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit

No, really

We don't do too good

Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit

Edited + curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch.

INCLUDING: Jury Duty, Shit Like An Eagle, Spider Man Wedding, Demi Levato Apology, Twitch Coomer Lawsuit, Funko Or Fakeo, Katlin Bennet Poops, WeWork Implodes, Homestuck Deep Dive & Bang or Boing?

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[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza

Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.

RIP...again

the Moment has arrived