THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. HOSTED BY ASTERIOS KOKKINOS & SIRANCHA.
Episodes
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Wednesday May 05, 2021
Crypto Chatter! Sirancha pitches "Manties"! And the listeners take the Autism test.
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
Wednesday Apr 28, 2021
It's our longest episode ever! One Piece Minute returns, we take an autism test live on air, Demi Lovato "apologizes" to a froyo place, and we interview the target market of Barbie movies: an eight year old girl! YOU CAN NOT MISS THIS ONE!!!
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Wednesday Apr 21, 2021
Sirancha tries for tradhood! Fat Families delivers huge! And our all-new segment: "Helping You Grow-kkinos with Asterios Kokkinos!"
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Wednesday Apr 14, 2021
Podcasting's greatest game show premieres! "Influencer Apology of the Week" returns! And "The Lard Police" are in town!
Wednesday Apr 07, 2021
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Wednesday Mar 31, 2021
Dumbspringa has arrived. Guess how many times we ordered Grubhub in the comments! Unless you're reading this in a podcast player or something, in which case, just text us: (347) 705 7617
Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
Wednesday Mar 24, 2021
Wednesday Mar 10, 2021
Wednesday Mar 10, 2021
What are they afraid of? What are they hiding? Why won't any Canadian grocery store stock Scooby Eats?
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
Wednesday Mar 03, 2021
How much would you pay to keep your porn folder a secret? Who's the most offensive wrestler of all time? And how many 90 Day spinoffs can fit into a streaming service?
Wednesday Feb 24, 2021
Wednesday Feb 24, 2021
Gen-Z comes for side parts + skinny jeans. Sirancha sings today's top cringe hits. And Asterios, somehow, loses even more money.
Thursday Feb 18, 2021
Thursday Feb 18, 2021
Asterios gets into "crypto." Sirancha gets into Abby Shapiro. And Nathen Mazri overnights us a box from the GarfieldEATS in his living room!
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Asterios spends his life savings on GameStonks. Sirancha pens a steamy tale. And introducing: Chicago Food Minute with The Thought Cops!
Wednesday Feb 03, 2021
Wednesday Feb 03, 2021
Wednesday Jan 27, 2021
Wednesday Jan 27, 2021
We bring back some of our favorite topics & guests from the past 100 episodes. With Niko, Lime, Mimi & more!
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Wednesday Jan 20, 2021
Sirancha makes Asterios watch that Grubhub commercial. Asterios continues his campaign against the Reddit app. And the perfect Groomsman gift is decided upon.
Wednesday Jan 13, 2021
Wednesday Jan 13, 2021
Asterios takes Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021.
Saturday Jan 09, 2021
Friday Dec 25, 2020
Friday Dec 25, 2020
Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!
Wednesday Dec 16, 2020
Wednesday Dec 16, 2020
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
Thursday Dec 10, 2020
It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. And TV channels? Yeah, there's over FIFTY.
But in the ashes of Bay City, two...heroes (?)...will rise.
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Wednesday Dec 09, 2020
Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?
Wednesday Dec 02, 2020
Wednesday Dec 02, 2020
Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention. Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic. And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours.
Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
Wednesday Nov 25, 2020
Asterios is threatened by his niece. Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.
Wednesday Nov 18, 2020
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
Wednesday Nov 11, 2020
Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal.
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Tuesday Nov 03, 2020
Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Thursday Oct 29, 2020
Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss.
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Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Wednesday Oct 28, 2020
Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party!
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Friday Oct 23, 2020
Friday Oct 23, 2020
Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.
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Wednesday Oct 14, 2020
Wednesday Oct 14, 2020
Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.
Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
Wednesday Oct 07, 2020
Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?
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Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Wednesday Sep 30, 2020
Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."
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Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Wednesday Sep 23, 2020
Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Wednesday Sep 16, 2020
Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.
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Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
Wednesday Sep 09, 2020
Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?
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Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Wednesday Sep 02, 2020
Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.
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Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.
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Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.
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Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.
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Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!
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Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.
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Monday Jul 06, 2020
Monday Jul 06, 2020
Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!
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Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants!
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Monday Jun 22, 2020
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.
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Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club!
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Monday Jun 08, 2020
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier.
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Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP.
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Monday May 25, 2020
Monday May 25, 2020
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