Episodes
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Krave Review + Ben Shapiro's Dry Ass Sex Life
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Wednesday Aug 19, 2020
Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
WAP Review & Folgercest Fanfic (with Michael from Revival & LMTYA!)
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
Wednesday Aug 12, 2020
A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Nathen Ships A Box Of Sand (w/Quinton & GarfGAB)
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Wednesday Jul 29, 2020
Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.
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Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
The Lolcow Chronicles of Yandere Dev
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
Wednesday Jul 22, 2020
On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.
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Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
One Minute D&D Returns!
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Wednesday Jul 15, 2020
Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!
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Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Funko or Fakeo?
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Wednesday Jul 08, 2020
Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.
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Monday Jul 06, 2020
The Cereal Cold Wars
Monday Jul 06, 2020
Monday Jul 06, 2020
Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!
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Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
A "Coomer" Sues Twitch
Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
Tuesday Jun 30, 2020
What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants!
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Monday Jun 22, 2020
Femboy Hooters vs. Goth IHOP vs. Tomboy Outback Steakhouse vs. MILF Denny's
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Monday Jun 22, 2020
Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.
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Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Sirancha, The Queen of CHAZ
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Tuesday Jun 16, 2020
Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club!
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Monday Jun 08, 2020
Russell Greer Sues Taylor Swift Again
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Monday Jun 08, 2020
Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier.
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Monday Jun 01, 2020
Which Boomer Tier Restaurants Should Close Forever?
Monday Jun 01, 2020
Monday Jun 01, 2020
What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP.
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Monday May 25, 2020
Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri (w/GarfGAB!)
Monday May 25, 2020
Monday May 25, 2020
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Monday May 18, 2020
Sirancha Explains 90 Day Fiancé
Monday May 18, 2020
Monday May 18, 2020
Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?
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Sunday May 17, 2020
Feed Drop: ”Star Wars: Bad Form RPG”
Sunday May 17, 2020
Sunday May 17, 2020
I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it.
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Monday May 11, 2020
Sirancha vs. Fake Weebs
Monday May 11, 2020
Monday May 11, 2020
Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!
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Wednesday May 06, 2020
Boomer Crossing
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Wednesday May 06, 2020
Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99.
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Monday Apr 27, 2020
Sirancha vs. Applebees
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Monday Apr 27, 2020
Sirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice!
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Monday Apr 20, 2020
Asterios & Sirancha Play "C*** Wars"
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Monday Apr 20, 2020
Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews.
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Monday Apr 13, 2020
We Review "Anna's Rules For Marrying A Billionaire"
Monday Apr 13, 2020
Monday Apr 13, 2020
Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons?
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Monday Apr 06, 2020
Sirancha's Game Corner: "Fap Titans"
Monday Apr 06, 2020
Monday Apr 06, 2020
Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."
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Monday Mar 30, 2020
The GarfieldEATS Guy Is Upset With Us + We Fix Frozen 2
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 30, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Nathen Mazri: Coronavirus Truther
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Monday Mar 23, 2020
Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous.
Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one.
And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter.
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DarkSyde Jills #1: Piss Jug: The Podcast
Friday Mar 20, 2020
Friday Mar 20, 2020
Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide!
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Thursday Mar 19, 2020
The Lime & The Kokkinos #1: Fanboy & Chum Chum vs D.C. Follies
Thursday Mar 19, 2020
Thursday Mar 19, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Asterios Kills A Kid Saves Everyone
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Wednesday Mar 18, 2020
Monday Mar 09, 2020
Sirancha Gets Adult Braces
Monday Mar 09, 2020
Monday Mar 09, 2020
Sunday Mar 01, 2020
Who Are The Best And Worst Babies?
Sunday Mar 01, 2020
Sunday Mar 01, 2020
Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs.
Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals.
And we read your emails. Unfortunately.
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Monday Feb 24, 2020
Who Is Mike Bloomberg’s Secret Crush?
Monday Feb 24, 2020
Monday Feb 24, 2020
Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.
Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.
And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!
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Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
1st Anniversary Special! We Saw The Sonic Movie
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Tuesday Feb 18, 2020
Sirancha fights the recline of western society.
Asterios calls the cops.
And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!
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Monday Feb 10, 2020
Sirancha Makes The Front Page of /r/AmITheAsshole
Monday Feb 10, 2020
Monday Feb 10, 2020
Sirancha trolls her way to the top.
Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.
And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.
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Monday Feb 03, 2020
Asterios Goes To Overeaters Anonymous
Monday Feb 03, 2020
Monday Feb 03, 2020
Asterios kills it during his "addict share."
Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.
And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.
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Tuesday Jan 28, 2020
Sirancha Gets Banned From Amazon & Reddit (Again)
Tuesday Jan 28, 2020
Tuesday Jan 28, 2020
Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.
Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.
Asterios is still welcome in both places!
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Monday Jan 20, 2020
Worms On A String
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Monday Jan 20, 2020
Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.
Asterios thanks his various "guys."
And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...
...THE TROLL TRIAL.
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Sunday Jan 12, 2020
We Went To Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge
Sunday Jan 12, 2020
Sunday Jan 12, 2020
Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.
Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.
And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?
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Monday Jan 06, 2020
Sirancha Gets Banned From Reddit
Monday Jan 06, 2020
Monday Jan 06, 2020
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Monday Dec 30, 2019
Have A Harakiri Christmas
Monday Dec 30, 2019
Monday Dec 30, 2019
Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.
Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.
And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.
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Monday Dec 23, 2019
We Saw Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Monday Dec 23, 2019
Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.
Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.
And is the McChicken the key to everything?
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Monday Dec 16, 2019
Dabbin’ On Tampons (For Charity)
Monday Dec 16, 2019
Monday Dec 16, 2019
Sirancha ruins Santacon.
Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.
And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.
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Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream.
Here's all the easy ways you can give:
1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please.
PO Box 90700
Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997
You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.
2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves.
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venmo: @asterios
3. Send tampons directly to the charity:
I Support the Girls
Attn: Dana Marlowe
P.O. Box 2736
Wheaton, Maryland 20915
4. Donate directly to the charity:
https://isupportthegirls.org/get-involved/financial-donation-to-i-support-the-girls/
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Tight At The Museum
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Monday Dec 09, 2019
Sirancha embarks on a new career.
Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.
And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.
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Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
COPPA Will Take Your Parents Away If You Are Under 13!
Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
Tuesday Dec 03, 2019
Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.
Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.
And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Anti-Dabbing Advocate
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Monday Nov 25, 2019
Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance.
Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government.
And Wumpus gets a new attitude!
Monday Nov 18, 2019
/r/Are We The A**holes?
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes.
Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes.
And you will wonder:
...are YOU the a**hole?
Monday Nov 11, 2019
From Ragtime to Lo-Fi
Monday Nov 11, 2019
Monday Nov 11, 2019
Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights.
Stuffin' destroys a flower pot.
And Asterios finally learns how tampons work.
At age 37.
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1st Lo-Fi track from Mimi-Yori! She also made the amazing Sirancha-mation:
https://twitter.com/mahiyos/status/1182930292618645510
2nd Lo-FI track by the incredible Bagel Titan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIdRzx70dAY&feature=youtu.be
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Sirancha’s Back!
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Monday Nov 04, 2019
Sirancha returns from the war.
And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.
Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo
Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
Replacement ’Ranchas: Round #1
Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
Tuesday Oct 22, 2019
WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.
Napsy Lev gets way too high.
And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Monday Oct 14, 2019
Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment.
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Monday Oct 07, 2019
Announcing...The Replacement ’Rancha Candidates!
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.
Did we choose...YOU?
Tune in & find out...
Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE:
#1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST
Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise
551 E. Route 130 South
Burlington, NJ 08016
#2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST
Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm
(yes, it's a cafe inside a corn maze)
150 Cherry Hill Rd,
Ronks, PA 17572
#3. Saturday, October 26th @ 1pm EST
International Replacement 'Rancha Day
On discord (applicants, you'll get the link in your email soon)
Monday Sep 30, 2019
The Corrupt Monarchy of Barbie Princess Charm School
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Sirancha takes us to Charm School.
Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo.
And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie?
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Monday Sep 23, 2019
Memes For A Job Interview
Monday Sep 23, 2019
Monday Sep 23, 2019
A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.
Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.
And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...
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