THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET. HOSTED BY ASTERIOS KOKKINOS & SIRANCHA.
Episodes
Apr 14, 2021
Apr 14, 2021
1hr 10 min
Podcasting's greatest game show premieres! "Influencer Apology of the Week" returns! And "The Lard Police" are in town!
Apr 7, 2021
Mar 31, 2021
Mar 31, 2021
58 min
Dumbspringa has arrived. Guess how many times we ordered Grubhub in the comments! Unless you're reading this in a podcast player or something, in which case, just text us: (347) 705 7617
Mar 24, 2021
Mar 24, 2021
1hr 21 min
Mar 10, 2021
Mar 10, 2021
53 min
What are they afraid of? What are they hiding? Why won't any Canadian grocery store stock Scooby Eats?
Mar 3, 2021
Mar 3, 2021
58 min
How much would you pay to keep your porn folder a secret? Who's the most offensive wrestler of all time? And how many 90 Day spinoffs can fit into a streaming service?
Feb 24, 2021
Feb 24, 2021
49 min
Gen-Z comes for side parts + skinny jeans. Sirancha sings today's top cringe hits. And Asterios, somehow, loses even more money.
Feb 18, 2021
Feb 18, 2021
1hr 3 min
Asterios gets into "crypto." Sirancha gets into Abby Shapiro. And Nathen Mazri overnights us a box from the GarfieldEATS in his living room!
Feb 10, 2021
Feb 10, 2021
1hr 35 min
Asterios spends his life savings on GameStonks. Sirancha pens a steamy tale. And introducing: Chicago Food Minute with The Thought Cops!
Feb 3, 2021
Feb 3, 2021
1hr 26 min
Jan 27, 2021
Jan 27, 2021
1hr 50 min
We bring back some of our favorite topics & guests from the past 100 episodes. With Niko, Lime, Mimi & more!
Jan 20, 2021
Jan 20, 2021
1hr 3 min
Sirancha makes Asterios watch that Grubhub commercial. Asterios continues his campaign against the Reddit app. And the perfect Groomsman gift is decided upon.
Jan 13, 2021
Jan 13, 2021
1hr 5 min
Asterios takes Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021.
Jan 9, 2021
Dec 25, 2020
Dec 25, 2020
1hr 37 sec
Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!
Dec 16, 2020
Dec 16, 2020
1hr 4 min
Dec 10, 2020
Dec 10, 2020
1hr 33 min
It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. And TV channels? Yeah, there's over FIFTY.
But in the ashes of Bay City, two...heroes (?)...will rise.
Dec 9, 2020
Dec 9, 2020
55 min
Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?
Dec 2, 2020
Dec 2, 2020
1hr 16 min
Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention. Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic. And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours.
Nov 25, 2020
Nov 25, 2020
1hr 6 min
Asterios is threatened by his niece. Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.
Nov 18, 2020
Nov 11, 2020
Nov 11, 2020
1hr 1 min
Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal.
Nov 3, 2020
Nov 3, 2020
1hr 12 min
Oct 29, 2020
Oct 29, 2020
1hr 2 min
Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss.
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Oct 28, 2020
Oct 28, 2020
1hr 15 min
Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party!
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Oct 23, 2020
Oct 23, 2020
53 min
Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.
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Oct 14, 2020
Oct 14, 2020
1hr 2 min
Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.
Oct 7, 2020
Oct 7, 2020
1hr 7 min
Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?
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Sep 30, 2020
Sep 30, 2020
59 min
Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."
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Sep 23, 2020
Sep 23, 2020
57 min
Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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Sep 16, 2020
Sep 16, 2020
50 min
Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.
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Sep 9, 2020
Sep 9, 2020
48 min
Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?
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Sep 2, 2020
Sep 2, 2020
58 min
Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.
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Aug 26, 2020
Aug 26, 2020
51 min
Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.
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Aug 19, 2020
Aug 19, 2020
49 min
Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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Aug 12, 2020
Aug 12, 2020
1hr 10 min
A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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Jul 29, 2020
Jul 29, 2020
1hr 10 min
Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.
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Jul 22, 2020
Jul 22, 2020
1hr 3 min
On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.
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Jul 15, 2020
Jul 15, 2020
1hr 2 min
Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!
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Jul 8, 2020
Jul 8, 2020
50 min
Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.
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Jul 6, 2020
Jul 6, 2020
51 min
Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!
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Jun 30, 2020
Jun 30, 2020
1hr 3 min
What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants!
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Jun 22, 2020
Jun 22, 2020
1hr 10 min
Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.
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Jun 16, 2020
Jun 16, 2020
45 min
Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club!
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Jun 8, 2020
Jun 8, 2020
58 min
Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier.
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Jun 1, 2020
Jun 1, 2020
1hr 8 min
What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP.
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May 25, 2020
May 25, 2020
1hr 35 min
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May 18, 2020
May 18, 2020
54 min
Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?
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May 17, 2020
May 17, 2020
1hr 3 min
I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it.
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May 11, 2020
May 11, 2020
58 min
Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!
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