THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX

NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?

Elon Musk’s Wholesome Chungus Twitter Space

He's such a lil' shitlord

The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund

Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE

The Foxwoods Casino Adventure

Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine

The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!

(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement

The Top 100 ”Things”

Number 76 will shock you.

Buying A House, Boomer Style

Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"

Bald Insurance

Wondering if you should "Shave It or Leave It?" Email a pic of YOUR dome to theloudestpodcast ayyt gmail dahht chaam -- or tag us on twitter.

Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD

Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!

We Teach You How To Get A Job

Do everything we say, you'll probably be fine

Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!

A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit

Live From The Metaverse with THOUGHT COPS!

No, really

We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes

We don't do too good

Asterios Goes Back To Improv School

Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit

Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years

INCLUDING: Jury Duty, Shit Like An Eagle, Spider Man Wedding, Demi Levato Apology, Twitch Coomer Lawsuit, Funko Or Fakeo, Katlin Bennet Poops, WeWork Implodes, Homestuck Deep Dive & Bang or Boing?

Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza

The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War

Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.

The Death of GarfieldEATS

RIP...again

Sirancha Gets A Soundboard

the Moment has arrived

Asterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas + We Suffer Through The New Sex In The City

[slams button] "WOKE MOMENT!"

Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High

Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!

We Watch That Awful NFT Monkey Cartoon

You're welcome.

The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)

Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:

EVERY INTERVIEW.

EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.

EVERY GARFFUCINNO.

FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU...

THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.

Sirancha Gets Laserfaced

AND acid splashed on her face!  

BLACK FRIDAY MERCH DROP:

SPITEINCORPORATED.COM 

Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch

Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!

Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat

yup.

The History of The Monster Mash, Dune Mania + 90 Day Power Rankings

WE DO THE MASH.

Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman

ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.

Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops

This dog is totally insane, you would love her

Chinese Parents: The Video Game

Can YOU win their approval?!

We Got Entergaged

we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk!

VM‘s + Q&A‘s

We listen to YOUR voicemails and answer YOUR questions!

Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast — #001: A Cruel Boomer‘s Thesis

New show! First one's free. Hear more episodes over at patreon.com/asterios.

Sirancha‘s Desert Drugcation

Sirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?"

My Immortal Finale

Tar-eboni and Volsermort have their final showdown.

My Immortal, Part 5

Eboni and Young Voldemort go to a Good Charlotte concert.

My Immortal, Pt. 4

a FOURTH MCR concert?!

My Immortal, Pt. 3

Sirancha does dabs with her dad. Imagine doing dabs with your dad.

My Immortal, Pt 2

The Darkest Day In Christory

Oh god

My Immortal, Pt.1

What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into one teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal" starring Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Enjoy, fello' goffs!

Sirancha’s Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure

Dr. Fauci’s American Nightmare

In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Marr-Ah Lagg-Go?"

Download the FREE one-page RPG by clicking here.

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White Trash Internet Lawsuits + Sending Norbit Into Orbit

It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards!

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Sirancha’s Dad Fails A Racism Quiz

Asterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy!

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The Bang Energy Drink Hour + Asterios Gets His Stomach Waxed

Yaoi paddles! Bean hoarding! Stomach waxing! AND: we play the new hit game, "Bang or Boi-oi-oi-oi-ng?"

Chrissy Teigen in, “Apology of the Week!”

Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

Who Will Die First: Sirancha or Asterios? + The BTS Meal & Big Ed’s Shocking Phone Call!

We debate which of us will die first, ASMR the BTS meal + react to Big Ed's shocking yet totally expected phone call! 

The 254,300th Download Spectacular

A QUARTER MILLION SERVED! Celebrate our 254,300th download as we play "Funko or Fakeo", discuss Asterios becoming "Nutritionpilled" & breakdown the finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life.

An Hour of Shockingly Good Voicemails + Snyder Cut Confusion w/GRANT MOONEY!

Sirancha cries in her ethics class, Asterios get VPN-pilled + we tell you how to join the COUNCIL OF AUTISM!