THE LOUDEST PODCAST
THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX

THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX

May 18, 2022

NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?

Elon Musk’s Wholesome Chungus Twitter Space

Elon Musk’s Wholesome Chungus Twitter Space

May 11, 2022

He's such a lil' shitlord

The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund

The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund

May 4, 2022

Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE

The Foxwoods Casino Adventure

The Foxwoods Casino Adventure

April 14, 2022

Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine

 
 
The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!

The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!

April 7, 2022

(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement

 
 
The Top 100 ”Things”

The Top 100 ”Things”

March 30, 2022

Number 76 will shock you.

 
 
Buying A House, Boomer Style

Buying A House, Boomer Style

March 19, 2022

Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"

 
 
Bald Insurance

Bald Insurance

March 9, 2022

Wondering if you should "Shave It or Leave It?" Email a pic of YOUR dome to theloudestpodcast ayyt gmail dahht chaam -- or tag us on twitter.

 
 
Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD

Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD

March 6, 2022

Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!

We Teach You How To Get A Job

We Teach You How To Get A Job

February 25, 2022

Do everything we say, you'll probably be fine

Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!

Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!

February 16, 2022

A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit

Live From The Metaverse with THOUGHT COPS!
We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes
Asterios Goes Back To Improv School

Asterios Goes Back To Improv School

January 26, 2022

Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit

 
 
Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years

Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years

January 19, 2022

INCLUDING: Jury Duty, Shit Like An Eagle, Spider Man Wedding, Demi Levato Apology, Twitch Coomer Lawsuit, Funko Or Fakeo, Katlin Bennet Poops, WeWork Implodes, Homestuck Deep Dive & Bang or Boing?

 
 
Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

January 12, 2022

[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza

 
 
The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War

The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War

January 5, 2022

Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.

 
 
The Death of GarfieldEATS
Sirancha Gets A Soundboard

Sirancha Gets A Soundboard

December 22, 2021

the Moment has arrived

 
 
Asterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas + We Suffer Through The New Sex In The City
Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High

Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High

December 8, 2021

Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!

 
 
We Watch That Awful NFT Monkey Cartoon
The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)

The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)

November 24, 2021

Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:

EVERY INTERVIEW.

EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.

EVERY GARFFUCINNO.

FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU...

THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.

Sirancha Gets Laserfaced

Sirancha Gets Laserfaced

November 19, 2021

AND acid splashed on her face!  

BLACK FRIDAY MERCH DROP:

SPITEINCORPORATED.COM 

Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch

Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch

November 10, 2021

Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!

 
 
Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat
The History of The Monster Mash, Dune Mania + 90 Day Power Rankings
Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman

Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman

October 20, 2021

ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.

 
 
Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops

Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops

October 14, 2021

This dog is totally insane, you would love her

 
 
Chinese Parents: The Video Game

Chinese Parents: The Video Game

October 6, 2021

Can YOU win their approval?!

 
 
We Got Entergaged

We Got Entergaged

September 29, 2021

we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk!

 
 
VM‘s + Q&A‘s

VM‘s + Q&A‘s

September 22, 2021

We listen to YOUR voicemails and answer YOUR questions!

 
 
Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast — #001: A Cruel Boomer‘s Thesis

Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast — #001: A Cruel Boomer‘s Thesis

September 21, 2021

New show! First one's free. Hear more episodes over at patreon.com/asterios.

Sirancha‘s Desert Drugcation

Sirancha‘s Desert Drugcation

September 14, 2021

Sirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?"

 
 
My Immortal Finale

My Immortal Finale

September 8, 2021

Tar-eboni and Volsermort have their final showdown.

 
 
My Immortal, Part 5

My Immortal, Part 5

September 2, 2021

Eboni and Young Voldemort go to a Good Charlotte concert.

 
 
My Immortal, Pt. 4

My Immortal, Pt. 4

August 25, 2021

a FOURTH MCR concert?!

 
 
My Immortal, Pt. 3

My Immortal, Pt. 3

August 19, 2021

Sirancha does dabs with her dad. Imagine doing dabs with your dad.

 
 
My Immortal, Pt 2

My Immortal, Pt 2

August 11, 2021
Enjoy, fello' goffs!
 
 
 
The Darkest Day In Christory
My Immortal, Pt.1

My Immortal, Pt.1

July 28, 2021

What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into one teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal" starring Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Enjoy, fello' goffs!

 

 
 
Sirancha’s Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure

Sirancha’s Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure

July 21, 2021
Sirancha's birthday means SIRANCHA IS IN CHARGE. GOD HELP US ALL.
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci’s American Nightmare

Dr. Fauci’s American Nightmare

July 14, 2021

In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Marr-Ah Lagg-Go?"

Download the FREE one-page RPG by clicking here.

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White Trash Internet Lawsuits + Sending Norbit Into Orbit

White Trash Internet Lawsuits + Sending Norbit Into Orbit

July 7, 2021

It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards!

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Sirancha’s Dad Fails A Racism Quiz

Sirancha’s Dad Fails A Racism Quiz

June 30, 2021

Asterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy!

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The Bang Energy Drink Hour + Asterios Gets His Stomach Waxed

The Bang Energy Drink Hour + Asterios Gets His Stomach Waxed

June 23, 2021

Yaoi paddles! Bean hoarding! Stomach waxing! AND: we play the new hit game, "Bang or Boi-oi-oi-oi-ng?"

Chrissy Teigen in, “Apology of the Week!”

Chrissy Teigen in, “Apology of the Week!”

June 16, 2021

Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

Who Will Die First: Sirancha or Asterios? + The BTS Meal & Big Ed’s Shocking Phone Call!

Who Will Die First: Sirancha or Asterios? + The BTS Meal & Big Ed’s Shocking Phone Call!

June 2, 2021

We debate which of us will die first, ASMR the BTS meal + react to Big Ed's shocking yet totally expected phone call! 

The 254,300th Download Spectacular

The 254,300th Download Spectacular

May 26, 2021

A QUARTER MILLION SERVED! Celebrate our 254,300th download as we play "Funko or Fakeo", discuss Asterios becoming "Nutritionpilled" & breakdown the finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life.

An Hour of Shockingly Good Voicemails + Snyder Cut Confusion w/GRANT MOONEY!

An Hour of Shockingly Good Voicemails + Snyder Cut Confusion w/GRANT MOONEY!

May 18, 2021

Sirancha cries in her ethics class, Asterios get VPN-pilled + we tell you how to join the COUNCIL OF AUTISM!

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