
We’re Canonically Nathfield Now
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Plus: Rancho pitches a new mashup of Nathfield and Garfield named Grathfield
Imagine if that restaurant from Five Nights At Freddy's was a discord server
Introducing: Sigmarancha
NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?
He's such a lil' shitlord
Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE
Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine
(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement
Number 76 will shock you.
Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"
Wondering if you should "Shave It or Leave It?" Email a pic of YOUR dome to theloudestpodcast ayyt gmail dahht chaam -- or tag us on twitter.
Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!
A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit
We don't do too good
Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit
INCLUDING: Jury Duty, Shit Like An Eagle, Spider Man Wedding, Demi Levato Apology, Twitch Coomer Lawsuit, Funko Or Fakeo, Katlin Bennet Poops, WeWork Implodes, Homestuck Deep Dive & Bang or Boing?
[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza
Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.
RIP...again
the Moment has arrived
[slams button] "WOKE MOMENT!"
Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!
You're welcome.
Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:
EVERY INTERVIEW.
EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.
EVERY GARFFUCINNO.
FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU...
THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.
AND acid splashed on her face!
Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!
yup.
WE DO THE MASH.
ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.
This dog is totally insane, you would love her
Can YOU win their approval?!
we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk!
We listen to YOUR voicemails and answer YOUR questions!
New show! First one's free. Hear more episodes over at patreon.com/asterios.
Sirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?"
Tar-eboni and Volsermort have their final showdown.
Eboni and Young Voldemort go to a Good Charlotte concert.
a FOURTH MCR concert?!
Sirancha does dabs with her dad. Imagine doing dabs with your dad.
Oh god
What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into one teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal" starring Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Enjoy, fello' goffs!
In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Marr-Ah Lagg-Go?"
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It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards!
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