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Rancho Gets High In The Desert (Again)

Rancho Gets High In The Desert (Again)

August 11, 2022

Also: Rancho's dad sends a series of "colorful" letters to his local officials.

PALETTE SWAP MEGA-SODE with Thought Cops Kevin, Niko, LimeJinjo, MimiYori and ZWICK!
I Wanna Be The Next SNL Cast Member

I Wanna Be The Next SNL Cast Member

July 21, 2022

She also made me listen to more Greer

Rancho’s Birthday III

Rancho’s Birthday III

July 15, 2022

WHAT DID YOU GET HER?

Sirancha Outruns A Shooting

Sirancha Outruns A Shooting

July 6, 2022
Last week, Sirancha attended one of America's many, many 4th of July shootings. Meanwhile, Asterios tried several brands of light ice cream.
 
We’re Canonically Nathfield Now

We’re Canonically Nathfield Now

June 29, 2022

Vote for July's sticker. The losers get DESTROYED: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68325412

The Worst Voicemails Of All Time

The Worst Voicemails Of All Time

June 22, 2022

We shall suffer together

Rancho Returns + Asterios Fixes Adam Ruins Everything

Rancho Returns + Asterios Fixes Adam Ruins Everything

June 16, 2022

Plus: Rancho pitches a new mashup of Nathfield and Garfield named Grathfield

Nathen Mazri’s Discord Server

Nathen Mazri’s Discord Server

June 8, 2022

Imagine if that restaurant from Five Nights At Freddy's was a discord server

The Roommate From Hell with NIKO!

The Roommate From Hell with NIKO!

June 1, 2022

Also: Nintendogs

Wake Up And Grind Early Grind Gets The Grind
THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX

THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX

May 18, 2022

NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?

 
 
Elon Musk’s Wholesome Chungus Twitter Space
The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund

The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund

May 4, 2022

Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE

 
 
The Foxwoods Casino Adventure

The Foxwoods Casino Adventure

April 14, 2022

Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine

 
 
The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!

The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!

April 7, 2022

(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement

 
 
The Top 100 ”Things”

The Top 100 ”Things”

March 30, 2022

Number 76 will shock you.

 
 
Buying A House, Boomer Style

Buying A House, Boomer Style

March 19, 2022

Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"

 
 
Bald Insurance

Bald Insurance

March 9, 2022

Wondering if you should "Shave It or Leave It?" Email a pic of YOUR dome to theloudestpodcast ayyt gmail dahht chaam -- or tag us on twitter.

 
 
Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD

Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD

March 6, 2022

Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!

 
 
We Teach You How To Get A Job

We Teach You How To Get A Job

February 25, 2022

Do everything we say, you'll probably be fine

Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!

Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!

February 16, 2022

A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit

Live From The Metaverse with THOUGHT COPS!
We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes
Asterios Goes Back To Improv School

Asterios Goes Back To Improv School

January 26, 2022

Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit

 
 
Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years

Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years

January 19, 2022

INCLUDING: Jury Duty, Shit Like An Eagle, Spider Man Wedding, Demi Levato Apology, Twitch Coomer Lawsuit, Funko Or Fakeo, Katlin Bennet Poops, WeWork Implodes, Homestuck Deep Dive & Bang or Boing?

 
 
Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

January 12, 2022

[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza

 
 
The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War

The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War

January 5, 2022

Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.

 
 
The Death of GarfieldEATS
Sirancha Gets A Soundboard

Sirancha Gets A Soundboard

December 22, 2021

the Moment has arrived

 
 
Asterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas + We Suffer Through The New Sex In The City
Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High

Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High

December 8, 2021

Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!

 
 
We Watch That Awful NFT Monkey Cartoon
The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)

The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)

November 24, 2021

Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:

EVERY INTERVIEW.

EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.

EVERY GARFFUCINNO.

FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU...

THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.

 
 
Sirancha Gets Laserfaced

Sirancha Gets Laserfaced

November 19, 2021

AND acid splashed on her face!  

BLACK FRIDAY MERCH DROP:

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Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch

Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch

November 10, 2021

Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!

 
 
Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat
The History of The Monster Mash, Dune Mania + 90 Day Power Rankings
Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman

Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman

October 20, 2021

ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.

 
 
Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops

Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops

October 14, 2021

This dog is totally insane, you would love her

 
 
Chinese Parents: The Video Game

Chinese Parents: The Video Game

October 6, 2021

Can YOU win their approval?!

 
 
We Got Entergaged

We Got Entergaged

September 29, 2021

we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk!

 
 
VM‘s + Q&A‘s

VM‘s + Q&A‘s

September 22, 2021

We listen to YOUR voicemails and answer YOUR questions!

 
 
Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast — #001: A Cruel Boomer‘s Thesis

Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast — #001: A Cruel Boomer‘s Thesis

September 21, 2021

New show! First one's free. Hear more episodes over at patreon.com/asterios.

Sirancha‘s Desert Drugcation

Sirancha‘s Desert Drugcation

September 14, 2021

Sirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?"

 
 
My Immortal Finale

My Immortal Finale

September 8, 2021

Tar-eboni and Volsermort have their final showdown.

 
 
My Immortal, Pt. 5

My Immortal, Pt. 5

September 2, 2021

Eboni and Young Voldemort go to a Good Charlotte concert.

 
 
My Immortal, Pt. 4

My Immortal, Pt. 4

August 25, 2021

a FOURTH MCR concert?!

 
 
My Immortal, Pt. 3

My Immortal, Pt. 3

August 19, 2021

Sirancha does dabs with her dad. Imagine doing dabs with your dad.

 
 
My Immortal, Pt 2

My Immortal, Pt 2

August 11, 2021
Enjoy, fello' goffs!
 
 
 
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