Asterios Goes To The Emergency Room

Also: Rancho gets into "dole bludging."

Asterios Takes A Live ADHD Test

Also: Sirancha buys an eight pound ball of Garnet

Asterios Nearly Dies Jogging + Rancho’s Favorite ”Big People” TV Shows

She really goes hard this episode

Sirancha Buys Weed On Instagram

Also: "Middle-Aged Bro Tips" with Asterios Kokkinos

Minisode! Asterios Turns 40

Lordy, lordy, etc.

Rancho Gets High In The Desert (Again)

Also: Rancho's dad sends a series of "colorful" letters to his local officials.

PALETTE SWAP MEGA-SODE with Thought Cops Kevin, Niko, LimeJinjo, MimiYori and ZWICK!

the final swap

I Wanna Be The Next SNL Cast Member

She also made me listen to more Greer

Rancho’s Birthday III

WHAT DID YOU GET HER?

Sirancha Outruns A Mass Shooting

We’re Canonically Nathfield Now

Vote for July's sticker. The losers get DESTROYED: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68325412

The Worst Voicemails Of All Time

We shall suffer together

Rancho Returns + Asterios Fixes Adam Ruins Everything

Plus: Rancho pitches a new mashup of Nathfield and Garfield named Grathfield

Nathen Mazri’s Discord Server

Imagine if that restaurant from Five Nights At Freddy's was a discord server

The Roommate From Hell with NIKO!

Also: Nintendogs

Wake Up And Grind Early Grind Gets The Grind

Introducing: Sigmarancha

THE TRIAL OF NETFLIX

NETFLIX: THREAT OR MENACE?

Elon Musk’s Wholesome Chungus Twitter Space

He's such a lil' shitlord

The Bad Vegan + The Worse Tax Refund

Who's the bigger thief: a man who pretended to be an alien to steal millions from a vegan influencer or THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AM I RIGHT PEOPLE

The Foxwoods Casino Adventure

Before you ask: yes, we did play the Dune slot machine

The Mazri Entergagement Formula + More Top 100 Things!

(Reactions + Views + Clicks) / Time x Average Retail Price = Total Bullshit I Mean Entergagement

The Top 100 ”Things”

Number 76 will shock you.

Buying A House, Boomer Style

Step 1: Google "What is mortgage"

Bald Insurance

Wondering if you should "Shave It or Leave It?" Email a pic of YOUR dome to theloudestpodcast ayyt gmail dahht chaam -- or tag us on twitter.

Sirancha Gets Pee-TSD

Who clogged the toilet: Asterios or Rancho? Sound off in the comments!

We Teach You How To Get A Job

Do everything we say, you'll probably be fine

Cryptoland + Dashcon Ball Pit Secrets REVEALED!

A deep dive into the internet's "number one" ball pit

Live From The Metaverse with THOUGHT COPS!

No, really

We Try To Remember The Past 150 Episodes

We don't do too good

Asterios Goes Back To Improv School

Who knew trying to better yourself would suck shit

Four Hours! Best Of The First Two Years

INCLUDING: Jury Duty, Shit Like An Eagle, Spider Man Wedding, Demi Levato Apology, Twitch Coomer Lawsuit, Funko Or Fakeo, Katlin Bennet Poops, WeWork Implodes, Homestuck Deep Dive & Bang or Boing?

Kitchen Nightmares: The Tabletop Role Playing Game

[rolls a d20] Gordon hates your pizza

The Grandma Report & The Great Soundboard War

Plus: Sirnachos plays OMORI until 5AM + Asterios gets into Binding of Isaac.

The Death of GarfieldEATS

RIP...again

Sirancha Gets A Soundboard

the Moment has arrived

Asterios Got Rancho A Bidet For Christmas + We Suffer Through The New Sex In The City

[slams button] "WOKE MOMENT!"

Rancho‘s Dad Gets Her High

Grab an apple and a ballpoint pen and enjoy!

We Watch That Awful NFT Monkey Cartoon

You're welcome.

The Entire GarfieldEATS Saga (8 Hours)

Rancho + I are taking the holidays off this year! But we didn't want to leave you hanging. Here's an eight-hour super-sode containing:

EVERY INTERVIEW.

EVERY EVICTION NOTICE.

EVERY GARFFUCINNO.

FROM SANDBAGS TO CELIBACY, WE PRESENT TO YOU...

THE ENTIRE GARFIELD EATS SAGA.

Sirancha Gets Laserfaced

AND acid splashed on her face!  

BLACK FRIDAY MERCH DROP:

SPITEINCORPORATED.COM 

Asterios Kokkinos: Foster Daddy + The Ratcast w/Cheezer & The Ranch

Also Big Ed sends a message to TLP! And it's NOT a Cameo!

Asterios Gets Hit In The Face With A Rat

yup.

The History of The Monster Mash, Dune Mania + 90 Day Power Rankings

WE DO THE MASH.

Nathen Mazri vs. Bisexual Superman

ONE WILL RISE. ONE WILL FALL.

Asterios Gets A Dog + Chicago Party Aunt w/Niko & The Thought Cops

This dog is totally insane, you would love her

Chinese Parents: The Video Game

Can YOU win their approval?!

We Got Entergaged

we plan an anime wedding, rancho reads her my immortal fan-fanfic + jump hump & soak talk!

VM‘s + Q&A‘s

We listen to YOUR voicemails and answer YOUR questions!

Congratulations: An EVA Watchalong Podcast — #001: A Cruel Boomer‘s Thesis

New show! First one's free. Hear more episodes over at patreon.com/asterios.

Sirancha‘s Desert Drugcation

Sirancha attempts to "overdose on weed" in the California desert. Plus, an all new game: "Mexican Food or Fakexican Food?"