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Sirancha’s Game Corner: “Fap Titans”

Sirancha’s Game Corner: “Fap Titans”

April 6, 2020

Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans."

Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts."

Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."

 

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The GarfieldEATS Guy Is Upset With Us + We Fix Frozen 2

The GarfieldEATS Guy Is Upset With Us + We Fix Frozen 2

March 30, 2020
Asterios fixes Frozen 2. 
 
Sirancha fixes Asterios' fixes.
 
And Nathen calls out Sierra Santana, Girl Reporter.
 
 
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Nathen Mazri: Coronavirus Truther

Nathen Mazri: Coronavirus Truther

March 23, 2020

Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous. 

Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one. 

And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter. 

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DarkSyde Jills #1: Piss Jug: The Podcast

DarkSyde Jills #1: Piss Jug: The Podcast

March 20, 2020

Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug.

Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug.

Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide!

Like all good drugs, the first one's free. To get future episodes, subscribe to patreon.com/asterios

The Lime & The Kokkinos #1: Fanboy & Chum Chum vs D.C. Follies

The Lime & The Kokkinos #1: Fanboy & Chum Chum vs D.C. Follies

March 19, 2020
LimeJinjo unleashes the horror that is Fanboy & Chum Chum
 
Asterios returns the favor, with a trip to D.C. Follies
 
Neither will ever be the same. 
 
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Asterios Kills A Kid Saves Everyone

Asterios Kills A Kid Saves Everyone

March 18, 2020
Asterios gives his worst advice yet. 
 
Sirancha learns about "Uber, but for private planes." 
 
And a coin-stealin' criminal leaves a very angry voicemail. 
 
Sirancha Gets Adult Braces

Sirancha Gets Adult Braces

March 9, 2020
Asterios gets rejected by Ex-Lax. 
 
Sirancha encounters yet another drive-thruumer. 
 
And Tallard is NOT allowed to use the camera we're "borrowing" from Target. 
 
 
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Who Are The Best And Worst Babies?

Who Are The Best And Worst Babies?

March 1, 2020

Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs.

Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals.

And we read your emails. Unfortunately.

 

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Who Is Mike Bloomberg’s Secret Crush?

Who Is Mike Bloomberg’s Secret Crush?

February 24, 2020

Asterios makes a serious financial mistake. 

Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF. 

And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped! 

 

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1st Anniversary Special! We Saw The Sonic Movie

1st Anniversary Special! We Saw The Sonic Movie

February 18, 2020

Sirancha fights the recline of western society.

Asterios calls the cops.

And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!

 

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Do you have the "right to recline?" Voat! https://strawpoll.com/zb7gb4hd

 

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Sirancha Makes The Front Page of /r/AmITheAsshole

Sirancha Makes The Front Page of /r/AmITheAsshole

February 10, 2020

Sirancha trolls her way to the top.

Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.

And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.

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Asterios Goes To Overeaters Anonymous

Asterios Goes To Overeaters Anonymous

February 3, 2020

Asterios kills during his "addict share."

Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.

And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.

 

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Sirancha Gets Banned From Amazon & Reddit (Again)

Sirancha Gets Banned From Amazon & Reddit (Again)

January 28, 2020

Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.

Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.

Asterios is still welcome in both places!

 

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Vote for who's McDonalds Top 5 is better: https://strawpoll.com/x5g5d671

 

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Worms On A String

Worms On A String

January 20, 2020

Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.

Asterios thanks his various "guys."

And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...

...THE TROLL TRIAL.

 

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We Went To Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

We Went To Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

January 12, 2020

Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.

Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.

And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?

 

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Sirancha Gets Banned From Reddit

Sirancha Gets Banned From Reddit

January 6, 2020
Asterios eats at a steampunk themed chocolatorium.
 
Geek girls are mean to Sirancha.
 
And Baby Yoda gets punched.
 
 

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Have A Harakiri Christmas

Have A Harakiri Christmas

December 30, 2019

Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.

Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.

And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.

 

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We Saw Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker

We Saw Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker

December 23, 2019

Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.

Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.

And is the McChicken the key to everything?

 

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Dabbin’ On Tampons (For Charity)

Dabbin’ On Tampons (For Charity)

December 16, 2019

Sirancha ruins Santacon.

Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.

And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.

 

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We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters.

Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream.

Here's all the easy ways you can give:

1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please.

PO Box 90700
Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997

You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.

 

2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves.

paypal: asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com
venmo: @asterios

 

3. Send tampons directly to the charity:

I Support the Girls
Attn: Dana Marlowe
P.O. Box 2736
Wheaton, Maryland 20915

 

4. Donate directly to the charity:

https://isupportthegirls.org/get-involved/financial-donation-to-i-support-the-girls/

Tight At The Museum

Tight At The Museum

December 9, 2019

Sirancha embarks on a new career.

Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.

And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.

 

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COPPA will take your parents away if you are under 13!

COPPA will take your parents away if you are under 13!

December 3, 2019

Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.

Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.

And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?

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Anti-Dabbing Advocate

Anti-Dabbing Advocate

November 25, 2019

Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance.

Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government.

And Wumpus gets a new attitude!

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/r/Are We The A**holes?

/r/Are We The A**holes?

November 18, 2019

Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes.

Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes.

And you will wonder:

...are YOU the a**hole?

 

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From Ragtime to Lo-Fi

From Ragtime to Lo-Fi

November 11, 2019

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for water rights.

Stuffin' destroys a flower pot.

And Asterios finally learns how tampons work.

At age 37.

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1st Lo-Fi track from Mimi-Yori! She also made the amazing Sirancha-mation:
https://twitter.com/mahiyos/status/1182930292618645510

2nd Lo-FI track by the incredible Bagel Titan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIdRzx70dAY&feature=youtu.be

Sirancha’s Back!

Sirancha’s Back!

November 4, 2019

Sirancha returns from the war.

And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.

Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo

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Replacement ‘Ranchas: Round #1

Replacement ‘Ranchas: Round #1

October 22, 2019

WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.

Napsy Lev gets way too high.

And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.

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Waifu Wars #8: I Now Pronounce You…Creepy (Pyrrah Nikos from RWBY vs Lynn from Fire Emblem)

Waifu Wars #8: I Now Pronounce You…Creepy (Pyrrah Nikos from RWBY vs Lynn from Fire Emblem)

October 14, 2019

Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment.

Get the video version & 3 years of bonus content for a single $2 pledge: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Thanks to JJ, Had & KashKash who did an incredible job editing this episode. You can follow KashKash here:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFaQt04gPBxKc04Ndh84W4w

Announcing…The Replacement ‘Rancha Candidates!

Announcing…The Replacement ‘Rancha Candidates!

October 7, 2019

Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.

Did we choose...YOU?

Tune in & find out...

 

Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE:

#1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST

Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise
551 E. Route 130 South
Burlington, NJ 08016

#2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST

Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm
(yes, it's a cafe inside a corn maze)
150 Cherry Hill Rd,
Ronks, PA 17572

#3. Saturday, October 26th @ 1pm EST

International Replacement 'Rancha Day
On discord (applicants, you'll get the link in your email soon)

The Corrupt Monarchy of Barbie Princess Charm School

The Corrupt Monarchy of Barbie Princess Charm School

September 30, 2019

Sirancha takes us to Charm School.

Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo.

And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie?

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Memes For A Job Interview

Memes For A Job Interview

September 23, 2019

A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.

Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.

And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...

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Live in Detroit

Live in Detroit

September 20, 2019

Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan.

Taped August 26th, 2019.

Soberdelic Party

Soberdelic Party

September 9, 2019

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights.

Asterios nearly drowns on air.

And both attend a "Sober" party in Deepest Brooklyn.

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GarfieldEATS Review

GarfieldEATS Review

September 2, 2019

Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS.

Asterios tries GarfieldEATS.

And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both.

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Bonus! Princesses & Porgs #1: Ice Cold Stuffins

Bonus! Princesses & Porgs #1: Ice Cold Stuffins

August 27, 2019

We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party."

To hear the next episode, give us your two bucks: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Don’t Say The B-Word At The Airport

Don’t Say The B-Word At The Airport

August 19, 2019

Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia. 

Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement. 

And fuck you, Boingo.

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A Farewell To Hooves

A Farewell To Hooves

August 12, 2019
Sirancha spins tales from The Last Bronycon.
 
Asterios opens a gift from Dr. Emil Nutrition.
 
And we meet Micro, Macro & Hank: The World's Smollest Porgs.
 
 
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Upcoming Tour Dates:

Chicago 8/22
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4218821

Detroit 8/23
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4249482

Toronto 8/24
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4212356

Montreal 8/25
https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4213617

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Philly Live Show

Philly Live Show

August 6, 2019

Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.

Oops! All Atkins Bars

Oops! All Atkins Bars

July 29, 2019

Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.

Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.

And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.

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The Ranchsterios Slimery

The Ranchsterios Slimery

July 22, 2019

Asterios dreams of edible slimes.

Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.

And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.

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Sirancha’s Birthday Bash

Sirancha’s Birthday Bash

July 16, 2019
For Sirancha's birthday, we play this week's episode by...
...Sirancha's rules.
God help us all.
This Podcast Does Not Cause Bloating

This Podcast Does Not Cause Bloating

July 8, 2019
How much does your family know about your online life? 
 
For Asterios Kokkinos, the answer is: too much. 
Garbage Adjacent

Garbage Adjacent

July 1, 2019

Sirancha goes off on "Karen."

Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.

(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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Patreon Party Poopers

Patreon Party Poopers

June 24, 2019
Asterios meets an occultist.
 
Sirancha steals some oat milk.
 
And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?
 
 
 
The Battle of Sanctions

The Battle of Sanctions

June 13, 2019

 

On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions.

How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up?

Listen!

 

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Dabbing On Straight People

Dabbing On Straight People

June 9, 2019

Sirancha expresses her Pride.

Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.

And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.

 

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Christory #1: From Christopher to Christian

Christory #1: From Christopher to Christian

June 4, 2019

Welcome to Christory.

A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.

If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.

By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.

Join us, won't you?

 

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Can’t Understand Nathen’s Trade

Can’t Understand Nathen’s Trade

June 2, 2019

Asterios channels his inner Nathen.

Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS.

You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is.

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Entergaging In Toronto with Nathen Mazri (CEO, GarfieldEATS)

Entergaging In Toronto with Nathen Mazri (CEO, GarfieldEATS)

May 27, 2019
 
Asterios goes to Toronto.
 
Sirancha avoids a 14-hour bus trip.
 
And while discussing a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant, Nathen mentions:
  • Cryptocurrency
  • Artificial Intelligence
  • Farm-To-Plate Integrity
  • Venture Capital
  • The 22 Immutable Laws Of Branding
  • Licensing And Franchisee Models
  • QMR
  • NOT QSR
  • The Consumer Culture of Dubai
  • And how GarfieldEATS is NOT a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant.
We hope you will join us for the Grand Opening of GarfieldEATS in June.
 
(Or July.) 
 
(Or August?) 
James Charles’ Bizzare Instagram Adventure

James Charles’ Bizzare Instagram Adventure

May 20, 2019

Sirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing.

Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything.

And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE!

 

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What Are The Bases?

What Are The Bases?

May 13, 2019
On THIS week's episode, we will finally determine...
 
...what the bases are.
 
Consider the debate ended.