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Sirancha Reads “My Immortal”

Sirancha Reads “My Immortal”

July 28, 2021

What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into one teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal" starring Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Enjoy, fello' goffs!

 

 
 
Sirancha’s Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure

Sirancha’s Birthday Cough Syrup Mindventure

July 21, 2021
Sirancha's birthday means SIRANCHA IS IN CHARGE. GOD HELP US ALL.
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci’s American Nightmare

Dr. Fauci’s American Nightmare

July 14, 2021

In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Marr-Ah Lagg-Go?"

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White Trash Internet Lawsuits + Sending Norbit Into Orbit

White Trash Internet Lawsuits + Sending Norbit Into Orbit

July 7, 2021

It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards!

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Sirancha’s Dad Fails A Racism Quiz

Sirancha’s Dad Fails A Racism Quiz

June 30, 2021

Asterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy!

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The Bang Energy Drink Hour + Asterios Gets His Stomach Waxed

The Bang Energy Drink Hour + Asterios Gets His Stomach Waxed

June 23, 2021

Yaoi paddles! Bean hoarding! Stomach waxing! AND: we play the new hit game, "Bang or Boi-oi-oi-oi-ng?"

Chrissy Teigen in, “Apology of the Week!”

Chrissy Teigen in, “Apology of the Week!”

June 16, 2021

Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.

Who Will Die First: Sirancha or Asterios? + The BTS Meal & Big Ed’s Shocking Phone Call!

Who Will Die First: Sirancha or Asterios? + The BTS Meal & Big Ed’s Shocking Phone Call!

June 2, 2021

We debate which of us will die first, ASMR the BTS meal + react to Big Ed's shocking yet totally expected phone call! 

The 254,300th Download Spectacular

The 254,300th Download Spectacular

May 26, 2021

A QUARTER MILLION SERVED! Celebrate our 254,300th download as we play "Funko or Fakeo", discuss Asterios becoming "Nutritionpilled" & breakdown the finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life.

An Hour of Shockingly Good Voicemails + Snyder Cut Confusion w/GRANT MOONEY!

An Hour of Shockingly Good Voicemails + Snyder Cut Confusion w/GRANT MOONEY!

May 18, 2021

Sirancha cries in her ethics class, Asterios get VPN-pilled + we tell you how to join the COUNCIL OF AUTISM!

D&D Homebrew Race or Weed? + One Piece Minute

D&D Homebrew Race or Weed? + One Piece Minute

May 12, 2021

We got another banger! We read Armie Hammer's darkest thoughts, play America's hottest new game & deliver a double dose of One Piece Minute!

Asterios Stops A Street Fight

Asterios Stops A Street Fight

May 5, 2021

Crypto Chatter! Sirancha pitches "Manties"! And the listeners take the Autism test.

We Take An Autism Test Live! One Piece Minute Returns! Apology of the Week w/Demi Lovato! Barbie’s Biggest Fan! AND MORE!!!

We Take An Autism Test Live! One Piece Minute Returns! Apology of the Week w/Demi Lovato! Barbie’s Biggest Fan! AND MORE!!!

April 28, 2021

It's our longest episode ever! One Piece Minute returns, we take an autism test live on air, Demi Lovato "apologizes" to a froyo place, and we interview the target market of Barbie movies: an eight year old girl! YOU CAN NOT MISS THIS ONE!!!

One Piece Minute! Nathen vs. The Homeless! Abby Shapiro: Trans Icon!

One Piece Minute! Nathen vs. The Homeless! Abby Shapiro: Trans Icon!

April 21, 2021

Sirancha tries for tradhood! Fat Families delivers huge! And our all-new segment: "Helping You Grow-kkinos with Asterios Kokkinos!"

Feudly Fam with Niko, Keeby10, Berries N’ Cream & Tad from LMTYA!

Feudly Fam with Niko, Keeby10, Berries N’ Cream & Tad from LMTYA!

April 14, 2021

Podcasting's greatest game show premieres! "Influencer Apology of the Week" returns! And "The Lard Police" are in town!

What’s More Boomer: Hooters or Playboy?
Asterios’ Annual Bender + Spring Anime Preview

Asterios’ Annual Bender + Spring Anime Preview

March 31, 2021

Dumbspringa has arrived. Guess how many times we ordered Grubhub in the comments! Unless you're reading this in a podcast player or something, in which case, just text us: (347) 705 7617

ScoobyEATS Launches + We Talk With Homestuck Expert Tad from LMTYA!

ScoobyEATS Launches + We Talk With Homestuck Expert Tad from LMTYA!

March 24, 2021
Nathen launches a talk show about hot dogs and hamburgers that discusses neither hot dogs nor hamburgers. Also: Andrew throws a Hussie-fit! This is a good one, my dudes.
Evil Grocery Stores Attack Scooby Eats! + Anime Chatter Returns

Evil Grocery Stores Attack Scooby Eats! + Anime Chatter Returns

March 10, 2021

What are they afraid of? What are they hiding? Why won't any Canadian grocery store stock Scooby Eats?

Worst Wrestlers Ever + Batshit Insane 90 Day Couples

Worst Wrestlers Ever + Batshit Insane 90 Day Couples

March 3, 2021

How much would you pay to keep your porn folder a secret? Who's the most offensive wrestler of all time? And how many 90 Day spinoffs can fit into a streaming service?

Gen-Z Dunks on Millennial TikTok + Nathen Mazri’s New Internet Sitcom

Gen-Z Dunks on Millennial TikTok + Nathen Mazri’s New Internet Sitcom

February 24, 2021

Gen-Z comes for side parts + skinny jeans. Sirancha sings today's top cringe hits. And Asterios, somehow, loses even more money.

What’s In Nathen’s Frozen Mystery Box? (Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Nathen Mazri)

What’s In Nathen’s Frozen Mystery Box? (Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Nathen Mazri)

February 18, 2021

Asterios gets into "crypto." Sirancha gets into Abby Shapiro. And Nathen Mazri overnights us a box from the GarfieldEATS in his living room!

Barbie Movie Review II & Sirancha’s AOC x Ben Shapiro Slash Fic

Barbie Movie Review II & Sirancha’s AOC x Ben Shapiro Slash Fic

February 10, 2021

Asterios spends his life savings on GameStonks. Sirancha pens a steamy tale. And introducing: Chicago Food Minute with The Thought Cops!

Sirancha Buys $11,000 of GameStop Stock

Sirancha Buys $11,000 of GameStop Stock

February 3, 2021
The boomer misses the boom. Dr. Fuck calls in about the future of cooming. And we listen to TWENTY FOUR VOICE MAILS!
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED!!!

EPISODE ONE HUNDRED!!!

January 27, 2021

We bring back some of our favorite topics & guests from the past 100 episodes. With Niko, Lime, Mimi & more!

That Grubhub Commercial

That Grubhub Commercial

January 20, 2021

Sirancha makes Asterios watch that Grubhub commercial. Asterios continues his campaign against the Reddit app. And the perfect Groomsman gift is decided upon.

Coupstory

Coupstory

January 13, 2021

Asterios takes Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021. 

Asterios Almost Dies After Eating The Salmon At TGIFriday’s

Asterios Almost Dies After Eating The Salmon At TGIFriday’s

January 9, 2021

Don't eat the salmon at TGIFriday's!

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Season’s Squeezings

Season’s Squeezings

December 25, 2020

Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!

How To Make Vaccines Cool & Sexy & Cool

How To Make Vaccines Cool & Sexy & Cool

December 16, 2020
Sirancha's dad drops some redpills. Asterios thinks COVID has "a branding problem." And Nathen just can't keep his lasagna frozen.
JACKED! A Cyberpunk RPG Podcast — #1: Spray & Pray

JACKED! A Cyberpunk RPG Podcast — #1: Spray & Pray

December 10, 2020

It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. And TV channels? Yeah, there's over FIFTY.

But in the ashes of Bay City, two...heroes (?)...will rise.

Jreg’s Disgusting House Tour Tour

Jreg’s Disgusting House Tour Tour

December 9, 2020

Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?

Why The Reddit App Is Trash

Why The Reddit App Is Trash

December 2, 2020

Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention. Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic. And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours. 

Hey, Nathen Mazri, We’re Talking About You Again

Hey, Nathen Mazri, We’re Talking About You Again

November 25, 2020

Asterios is threatened by his niece. Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.

Horrifying J-List “Toy” Reviews

Horrifying J-List “Toy” Reviews

November 18, 2020

Our most disgusting episode yet. And that's saying something.

Stonk Talk w/Soviet Sirancha + Jay & Silent Bob Sell CBD

Stonk Talk w/Soviet Sirancha + Jay & Silent Bob Sell CBD

November 11, 2020

Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal. 

SIRANCHA RETURNS!

SIRANCHA RETURNS!

November 3, 2020
Election chatter! Cereal chatter! The Thought Cops chatter! And SIRANCHA RETURNS!!!
 
Who Would The King of the Hill Characters Vote For? Also: Various Anime Characters?

Who Would The King of the Hill Characters Vote For? Also: Various Anime Characters?

October 29, 2020

Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss. 

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The Lime & The Kokkinos: The Lost Episode: Mario Party

The Lime & The Kokkinos: The Lost Episode: Mario Party

October 28, 2020

Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party! 

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Sonic & The Curious Case of Tamers12345 (with NIKO!)

Sonic & The Curious Case of Tamers12345 (with NIKO!)

October 23, 2020

Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams. 

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Spicy McNuggets & The Travis Scott Meal Review

Spicy McNuggets & The Travis Scott Meal Review

October 14, 2020

Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.

We Recorded Two Versions In Case The President Died + Eromanga Sensei & Beastars Chatter

We Recorded Two Versions In Case The President Died + Eromanga Sensei & Beastars Chatter

October 7, 2020

Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer? 

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Summer Anime Review + A Sex Scientist Explains “The Feet People”

Summer Anime Review + A Sex Scientist Explains “The Feet People”

September 30, 2020

Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People." 

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We Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked His Discord (Again)

We Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked His Discord (Again)

September 23, 2020

Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything. 

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Sirancha Serves On A Murder Trial + Funko or Fakeo: Cereal Edition

Sirancha Serves On A Murder Trial + Funko or Fakeo: Cereal Edition

September 16, 2020

Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.

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Who’s In The Fat Guy Hall of Fame?

Who’s In The Fat Guy Hall of Fame?

September 9, 2020

Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon? 

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Sirancha Gets Jury Duty

Sirancha Gets Jury Duty

September 2, 2020

Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss. 

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Did Asterios, DIE?! (Clickbait) with Niko from DSJ

Did Asterios, DIE?! (Clickbait) with Niko from DSJ

August 26, 2020

Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.

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Krave Review + Ben Shapiro’s Dry Ass Sex Life

Krave Review + Ben Shapiro’s Dry Ass Sex Life

August 19, 2020

Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.

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WAP Review & Folgercest Fanfic (with Michael from Revival & LMTYA!)

WAP Review & Folgercest Fanfic (with Michael from Revival & LMTYA!)

August 12, 2020

A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.

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