Boomer vs. Zoomer #16: Zoomer vs. Dale Gribble

February 20, 2019

Mumkey makes a powerful ally.

Asterios gives powerful sexual advice.

And Dale Gribble is powerfully triggered.

mumkeyjones.tv 

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THE LOUDEST PODCAST #3: Who Is The Worst Fictional Animal?

February 18, 2019

Sirancha hates Chewbacca.

Asterios hates Bambi.

And our lovely callers hate making sense.

Support the show: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #15: Big Boomer

February 12, 2019
Mumkey mourns the loss of Tom Green.
 
Asterios pitches a cyberpunk reboot of a Greek drama.
 
And Notch cries alone in his solid gold hot tub.
 
All this AND a particularly horrifying joke about Mumkey's grandmother on this week's Bombo vs. Zombo!
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THE LOUDEST PODCAST #2: Memes Are A Secret Shame

February 11, 2019

Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme. 

Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead. 

And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes. 

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #14: The Great Good Boy Point Heist

February 6, 2019

HELLO THERE!

Fresh off sold-out back-to-back live shows in NYC, your favorite old guy/short guy combo pack returns to fill your ears with an hour of assorted nonsense. 

IN THIS EPISODE: we recap our live shows, talk about the time Asterios nearly worked for Michael Moore, and pitch a new movie where incels must steal one million good boy points...OR DIE!

So listen...OR DIE! (You won't die.)

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THE LOUDEST PODCAST #1: Three Foot Resting Beauty

February 5, 2019

New show! Hope you like it!

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The DISCO Twins #3: “New Eden” and “Primal Urges”

January 31, 2019

This week: we watch Star Trek Discovery S2E2: "New Eden" & The Orville S2E2: "Primal Urges." 

They're both not great!

 

Follow Erich on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/caedus1138

And follow me on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #13: Jungle 2 Jimmy 2 Jungle

January 23, 2019

Hey! We got two BIG live shows coming up this weekend, so Mumkey's in NYC crashing on our couch for like two goddamn weeks. We've been going at it pretty hard since the moment he walked in the door, so apologies for this episode being late. Hope you tune into this Saturday night's livestream!

Get tickets to our BRAND NEW FRIDAY SHOW here:  
https://bvz2.bpt.me

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Asterios' Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

Mumkey's Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/mumkey 

The Show's Amazon Link (bookmark it!): https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20 

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The DISCO Twins #2: “Brother” & Orville’s S2 Premiere, “Ja’loja”

January 23, 2019

There's a lot of online chatter about how The Orville is good and Discovery is bad, or vice versa. So this week, I said, "I'll watch both shows and talk about them." And I did!

Follow Erich on YouTube, dammit! 

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The DISCO Twins #1: Short Treks

January 16, 2019

Me and fellow Mumkey-verse podcaster Erich McCoy are both BIG fans of Star Trek: Discovery! So we'll be doing a weekly watchalong show for season two. This first episode focuses on the "Short Treks," a series of 15 minute in-universe shorts that CBS All Access made. 

If you don't know which to start with, I suggest "The Escape Artist," which stars and was directed by Rainn Wilson!

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #12: Zoomer vs. Susan

January 14, 2019
Who gets more triggered: Boomers or Zoomers? Is Louis CK's new material Louis P.U.? And what are the ingredients for my hot new drink, "The Orlando Sunrise?" Hear these things AND an update on the status of my all-new social media team on this week's Boomer vs. Zoomer, live from my mom's kitchen in Orlando Florida!
 
And yes: I'm not wearing any pants, because why would anyone do that? They're like leg prisons!
 
Here's the big news: Mumkey's got a new video out, and it's up to all of us to ensure that it stays alive on YouTube. Right after this taping, the "Jungle Jimmy" account was killed, which is the stupidest thing YouTube's weekend moderation team could have done.
 
Another podcast he's on, State of The Youtube, was totally demonitized at the channel level. Someone at that company has a hard-on for America's Sweetest Baby Boy and it's not fucking cool, and I wanna help him as much as I can.
 
Listen to this for ways you can help him too!
 
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SUPPORT THE SHOW!
 
 
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Boomer vs. Zoomer #11: Crazy Poor Asian

January 7, 2019

Our LIVE BvZ is Saturday, January 26th @ 9PM EST! Get tickets here:

https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/4041924

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Asterios is in Orlando...and Mumkey's in love!

This week, we talk about the BIGGEST ALEX'S OF 2019: Alex Jones, Alex Borstein, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Who does Mumkey want to fuck? The answer WON'T surprise you!

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Oh, thanks to everyone who bought stuff with our Amazon links last week! We made twenty bucks, which helps pay for Libsyn, Podbean and Soundcloud hosting.

If you wanna help us out a little more, buy shit through this amazon gimmick link that gives us money: https://www.amazon.com/?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=asterios08-20

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #10: Boomer vs. Electrocution

December 29, 2018

What's the HOT new weight loss secret producing SHOCKING results? Hint: it's terrifying!

Also: Boomer Book Club reads the Fortnite novelization (read it! https://amzn.to/2RxfD4L) and Boomer News/Zoomer News talks Jon Favreau's girth!

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Because so many people have asked, here's how to get the products that almost killed me this episode:

Pavlok Shock Clock: https://amzn.to/2W52y26

Upright GO Posture Trainer: https://amzn.to/2RHQfdC

Overwatch Mousepad: https://amzn.to/2MnPd0p

Fortnite Novel: https://amzn.to/2FMiiBr

 

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Porg Chatter #13: A Porg Chatter Christmas

December 25, 2018
Last minute gift ideas for your porgs! Birds in diapers! Sexy lady foxes! And WHO is...Lego-lass??
 
All this and MORE in this very special episode of Porg Chatter. Happy Holidays!
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Boomer vs. Zoomer #9: Zoomer vs. YouTube

December 23, 2018

Asterios here! Mumkey Jones, who usually writes this, is taking some much deserved chillout time. You probably already know this, but he got banned from YouTube -- a.k.a. his entire career -- for making fun of a mass murderer too hard. 2018 fucking sucks!

Your hosts:
Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asterios
Mumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/

Send emails and voicemails to BoomerVsZoomer@gmail.com by means of https://vocaroo.com

Patreon:
Asterios ► https://www.patreon.com/asterios
Mumkey ► https://www.patreon.com/mumkey

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Asterios Kills A Kid #9: Too Many Edgelords (with Mumkey Jones!)

December 20, 2018

YOUTUBE HATES HIM. Mumkey Jones teaches kids this one weird trick to solving interpersonal conflict at school.

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Asterios Talks To Strangers #5: Metal Gear REBUTTAL With Metal Gear Expert Merlot Williams

December 13, 2018

Last week, I spoke to Metal Gear Continuity Expert Drivershaft. I learned about ALL the snakes, even the fake snakes who AREN'T snakes, and I THOUGHT I knew all about the snakes!

But THEN...a guy named Merlot Williams contacted me and said Drivershaft didn't know SHIT about Metal Gear, and HE, Merlot Williams, would set me straight!

WHO KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT METAL GEAR?! Vote!

http://www.strawpoll.me/17020253

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #8: Endgame

December 8, 2018

We're in the endgame now. Asterios quit the podcast after the edgier videos of my past resurfaced on his YouTube recommended feed. Meanwhile, Andy Signore reacts to the new Avengers trailer, the degradation of Naruto's themes continues to disappoint fans years later, and the screenwriter of Shrek said the N word.

Your hosts:
Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asterios
Mumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/

Send emails and voicemails to BoomerVsZoomer@gmail.com by means of https://vocaroo.com

Patreon:
Asterios ► https://www.patreon.com/asterios
Mumkey ► https://www.patreon.com/mumkey

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Asterios Talks To Strangers #4: Metal Gear Continuity Expert Drivershaft

December 6, 2018

A podcast to surpass Metal Gear!

There, that's pretty much all I know about this game. That, and he hides under a cardboard box, and that he did that in Smash Brothers, and it was cute. But it's about time I get hip to this Snake-man and his neverending war against-or-for communism in the 1970's. So I sit down with Patreon supporter and Metal Gear expert "Drivershaft" to finally learn enough to fake a conversation!

As a bonus, here's clips of me dying during Metal Gear: Ground Zeroes

https://clips.twitch.tv/DeadNiceAnteaterHumbleLife

https://clips.twitch.tv/PiercingBoxyOrangeOMGScoots

https://clips.twitch.tv/PluckyTallToothStrawBeary

https://clips.twitch.tv/NeighborlyAbrasiveSaladBloodTrail 

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #7: Boomer Law

December 1, 2018
 
Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits! The hot new trend adored by Boomers and Zoomers alike! This week we obsess over some of the hottest ongoing lawsuits of the year, including lawsuits against Mumkey, lawsuits against Asterios, hilarious updates to the Andy Signore lawsuit, and much more!   
 
Your hosts: 
Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asterios 
 
Patreon: 
 
Send emails and voicemails to BoomerVsZoomer@gmail.com by means of https://vocaroo.com 
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Porg Chatter #12: A Porg Chatter Thanksgiving

November 22, 2018
This week, we discuss the crypto crash, Asterios' awful alarm clock, The Good Doctor, mailed-in-a-box meats, MadBondz, drug addictions, McDonalds cups, and...PORGS-GIVING! 

Art by the amazing Magi. They did it for free just to be cool, so please follow them at @magipicsandsuch on Twitter!

 
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Boomer vs. Zoomer #6: Detective Pikachu, Generational Bridge

November 17, 2018

This week on BOOMER vs ZOOMER we take a cringe walk down memory lane as Mumkey recalls some of his most regretful years. Meanwhile, Mumkey's Grandma calls in with some important life updates, Asterios gives his hot take on Ryan Reynolds playing Detective Pikachu, and Mumkey does his best Asterios impression.

Your hosts:
Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asterios
Mumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/

VOTE:
Did the trailer make you more or less excited to see Detective Pikachu? ►https://www.strawpoll.me/16856807

Send emails and voicemails to BoomerVsZoomer@gmail.com by means of https://vocaroo.com

Patreon:
Asterios ► https://www.patreon.com/asterios
Mumkey ► https://www.patreon.com/mumkey

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Generic Wrestling Podcast #4: Generic Forced Interbrand Conflict PPV

November 17, 2018

Hey, our 4th PPV in a month. This doesn't feel like work to follow, that's for sure! We break down the Survivor Series card, Eric reminisces about the Miz's old face turn, and I pitch a surefire way to fix Auska's booking that the WWE will NEVER do. Enjoy!

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #5: Zoomer vs. Groomer

November 11, 2018

VIDJEOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybtjqeDocA4

What's up Boomers, Zoomers, and Groomers alike? It's episode 5 of your favorite podcast to feature a boomer and a zoomer--BOOMER vs ZOOMER! This week we address the serious allegations that Asterios is a groomer, Asterios tells the tale of how he saved a rare Chinese duck, and Mumkey feels a spiritual connection to Dan Schneider's carnal desires. Also I'm pretty sure this is the first episode where we don't mention Andy Signore, but maybe I just missed it.

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Asterios Kills A Kid #8: Satirical ID

November 9, 2018

What to eat when you're high, how to get a fake ID, and more kid's questions are discussed SATIRICALLY with SATIRE this episode.

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #4: My Mumkey, My Masterson & Me

November 3, 2018

Welcome to episode 77 of Biggest Boomer in the Zoomiverse.

Unfortunately Asterios couldn't make it this week because I saw him leave a wedding with my ex girlfriend, but we've got famed satirist and host of The Dick Show DICK MASTERSON here to take his place as a Boomer expert. This week we discuss Andy Signore for the first time ever, Asterios and Mumkey fondly recall the time their girlfriends made out, and Dick lists the Top 10 reasons why you should check out a website called MEATSPIN.

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Voyagerges 002: Creative Differences

November 1, 2018
What do you do when you're three seasons deep and out of ideas?
 
You get META, baby!
 
This week, we discuss VOY 3x24, "Worst Case Scenario."
 

Waifu Wars 007: The Criminal In My Apartment

October 30, 2018

WATCH HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvDS-x3Ohcc

ok forget the cartoon girls i should not have let these three people into my apartment and given them my cell phone number. they're all insane. each one crazier than the last. one of them goes off on supervillian monologues and the other made a "joke" about carrying illegal weapons then quickly tried to correct his "joke" but it's like...dude, we know. anyway, it's a girl from my superhero academy vs a girl from "kill a la kill" vs a third girl on this week's waifu wars!

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Boomer vs. Zoomer #3: Why Do BOOMERS Love THE MINIONS???

October 28, 2018

After a week hiatus, we're back with more Boomer/Zoomer action! Despite the extra week to refine our discombobulated minds, we still haven't fully recovered from the infamous Andy Signore interview from the previous episode! Meanwhile, we attempt to answer the universe's oldest questions from the perspective of our respective generations: Who was Captain N? What is the difference between Boomer and Zoomer bullying? Is ABBA the greatest band of all time? WHY DO BOOMERS LOVE MINIONS? What would a Virtual Reality Boomer Paradise look like? All this and more on the third episode of BOOMER VS ZOOMER!

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Porg Chatter #11: Orlando: The Mecca of Porgs

October 25, 2018

Henlo it’s Skinachos. Asterios won’t let me watch anime until I write this post copy, so enjoy this episode of Porg Chatter before I put myself in an Idolm@ster coma like the worthless piece of human garbage that I am. Speaking of rotting garbage, in this episode, we return from the Mecca of Porgs: Orlando, Florida. I have recently come into possession of three new sons:

Caffeine (a coffee cup with a lobotomy)

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Boomer vz. Zoomer #2: Andy Signore, Zoomer Hero

October 13, 2018

We're back for episode two with a very special guest: Andy Signore, the creator of Honest Trailers, Movie Fights, and multiple enraged Twitter accounts. Is Andy innocent of the various claims multiple parties have made against him? Did he listen to episode one of this podcast before agreeing to come on for episode two? Will Asterios quit the show in a fit of righteous indignation? All this and more this week on BOOMER vs ZOOMER!

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Boomer vs Zoomer #1: Pilot

October 6, 2018

I'm Asterios Kokkinos, and in meme terms, I'm a goddamn boomer. I'm 37 years old. I got the original Nintendo for christmas and freaked the fuck out. I remember a time when we didn't have an internet, and mobile phones were only for assholes like Zach Morris...the ultimate boomer.

I'm friends with a hilarious man named Mumkey Jones, who's a goddamn zoomer. He's 23 years old. He probably grew up with a Playstation Vita or something, or I dunno, maybe he was crazy into Minecraft or...man I honestly have no idea. 

And that's kinda what this podcast is about! A boomer and a zoomer, coming together every week and trying to understand each other...while discussing whatever stupid fucked up shit is happening in the world these days. 

But secretly, this podcast is just an excuse for me to talk to one of the funniest dudes I know. There's no way he'll read this so don't tell him.

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Generic Wrestling Podcast #2: Generic Australian Government Funded Entertainment Event

October 4, 2018

Who won "The Hell In The Cell?" Certainly not the people who paid hundreds of dollars to not see a finish!

But also: not me. I think Eric beat me by a point or two -- I called The Shield to win both the tag match AND the cage match, and I was dead wrong. Who'd guess the WWE would start protecting its heels?!

This month, we suss out who'll win or lose at The Great Australian Bash, or whatever the hell it's called. And: from now on, we'll be streaming these episodes LIVE, right after the go-home Smackdown, at 10pm EST. So subscribe to youtube.com/asterios for a notification! 

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Asterios Kills A Kid #7: Women Sure Are Complicated

October 4, 2018

Boys Discover These 3 Tricks to Finding Love. Can You Guess Them All? (Hint: Fortnite)

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Asterios Talks To Strangers #3: Zwick Appreciation Week!

October 1, 2018

More people could use a little Zwick in their lives!

That's why I'm launching ZWICK APPRECIATION WEEK. It's a campaign to tell content creators about America's Favorite Editor Boi, and find ways for them to work together.

Why would I share my secret weapon? Because he's so goddamn good, I know he could help a LOT of people. Podcasters would sound better, YouTubers would have crisper looking videos...he could make everyone's stuff funnier and lives easier!

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Porg Chatter #10: Tallard

September 27, 2018
 
Ohayo gozaimasu! It’s Srirancha back with a brand new track—and it’s a new episode of Porg Chatter!
 
Yesterday, I got so high that I forgot how to work my own limbs. But you know whodoesn’t need help using his arms and legs to move her fat lil body? Not Tallard, my new 4ft tall porg—she’s massive.  And also not real. I recently made a video on Twitch unboxing Tallard, which some of you Jesus-needing fucks apparently found sexual. There’s nothing sexual about the pure unbridled love between a girl and her 4ft tall chubby baby. On this episode of Porg Chatter, we review Tallard and discuss whether or not she came from an abusive household. Thanks for listening! 
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The Asterios Showkkinos #0-B: Sanctions Away, Maddox!

September 26, 2018

Break's time's over, Maddox!

Today, the dashing & debonair Jordan Greenberger asked for sanctions to be scheduled against Maddox, "Jane Doe" & Kevin Landau.

Maddox committed a fraud on the courts...and it's time to face the RAMOS-FICATIONS!

Read the full letter at: https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=Lu7HI_PLUS_8lGOQRbpqGpKI4jw==

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The Five Minute Podcast: Island Time

September 21, 2018

Sirancha and I are in Orlando writing a new book and visiting my MOMMY!

We were doing some classic shitposting at the classic chain restaurant "Bahama Breeze" when longtime listener Brady offered us $15 to do a 5MP right on the spot.

So I whipped out my iPhone and hit record...here's what happened!

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Generic Wrestling Podcast #1: Generic Hell In A Cell Main Event

September 16, 2018

I love wrestling, and I bet some of the people in this audience do to! 

In this new show, me and my old college bestie Larnock The Destroyer predict who's gonna win WWE PPV matches each month. 

We keep score, and the loser has to suffer a deliciously ironic punishment.

It's like an Oscar pool, but with even less logic!

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Science Friction 024: Longboned

September 14, 2018

We're back! After a long hiatus spent making 983 other podcasts, Science Friction warps in with all-new episode!

And this time, we embrace the NEW. Forget that crusty ol' TNG – this week, we review episodes of 2018's hottest sci-fi shows, including Lost In Space, The Expanse and Altered Carbon.

Never heard of those shows? Me neither – I googled "new sci-fi that the kids like" and just rolled with it, baby!

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Porg Chatter #9: Porg Law

September 7, 2018

The fuck? I'm not even IN this episode! Some Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory this turned out to be...here's the description from the Mother of Porgs herself, Siranche:

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The Asterios Showkkinos #0-A: The Parker Luck

September 4, 2018

It's The Parker Luck, and I've got it bad. And that's good news for Maddox.

BUT: eventually, Peter Parker wins. You can't run from justice forever, George!

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The Asterios Showkkinos #0: The Ticking Clock

August 30, 2018

I'm being sued. I'm still being sued. I might be being sued forever. Here's the story!

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Asterios Kills A Kid #6: Kick His Hopes & Dreams

August 23, 2018

For the first and last time, Asterios kills some adults.

Producer Jesse here! We've had a whole gaggle of callers since our last episode went live, which is great. Thank you all so much for leaving your voicemails at (347) 705-7617, and for submitting questions through the site.

That said, you all know this is a kid's advice podcast right? Because a few of these callers were obviously not... well here's a taste of the voicemails we received.

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Voyagerges #1: That’s Not How Evolution Works

August 16, 2018
Is Voyager as bad as we remember?
 
As a kid, I gave Voyager like 6 episodes before getting bored. And I remember thinking to myself, "That's weird, I literally cry if I miss an episode of Deep Space Nine. Why don't I care about this show?"
 
I didn't hate Janeway, Chakotay, or Tuvok. I didn't hate the ship, the CGI or the music. I even liked the premise -- Star Trek meets Lost In Space, which was a show I knew an UNUSUAL amount about for a teenager in the 90's.
 
In the 2000's, the internet becomes a Voyager hate machine. The internet hates Voyager so much that I start to think, "God, was it THIS bad, or were we just disappointed in Star Trek as a whole?"
 
In the 2010's, the internet becomes a Voyager LOVE FEST. Everyone's watching it on Netflix and talking about how it had "a lot of good episodes" and how "Seven of Nine was pretty great" and "Robert Picardo was awesome" and I think:
 
Wait, was I wrong about Voyager?
 
So that's what this new addition to the Asterios Kokkinos Podcast Factory is all about. I'm gonna talk to Voyager fans and watch Voyager episodes and see if I can figure out what the hell's going on here.
 
I hope you enjoy our first episode, featuring Ballard Boyd, segment director for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert!
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Porg Chatter #8: Hygiene

August 9, 2018

Sirancha continues to torture me with her "Best Debate" parody series in this week's episode of PORG CHATTER!

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Waifu Wars 006: Please Ignore Those Gunshots Outside with Assburger & Mumkey Jones!

July 31, 2018

please support me on patreon so i can continue to buy crab pizza for the people who come to my apartment: http://www.patreon.com/asterios

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Porg Chatter #7: There Is No Porgcast

July 26, 2018

Sirancha and I have a new porg!

He's Wallard's brother, but he's very small, so his name is...SMOLLARD:

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Asterios Kills A Kid #5: Big, Soft & Cushiony

July 19, 2018

To Catch a Thrift-Shop-Owner, getting mean taunts out of your orbit, and what to do when you discover your teacher's twitter account...

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