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Waifu Wars #8: I Now Pronounce You…Creepy (Pyrrah Nikos from RWBY vs Lynn from Fire Emblem)

October 14, 2019

Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment!

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Thanks to JJ, Had & KashKash who did an incredible job editing this episode.

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Announcing…The Replacement ‘Rancha Candidates!

October 7, 2019

Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.

Did we choose...YOU?

Tune in & find out...

Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE:

#1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST

Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise
551 E. Route 130 South
Burlington, NJ 08016

#2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST

Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm
(yes, it's a cafe inside a corn maze)
150 Cherry Hill Rd,
Ronks, PA 17572

#3. Saturday, October 26th @ 1pm EST

International Replacement 'Rancha Day
On discord (applicants, you'll get the link in your email soon)

The Corrupt Monarchy of Barbie Princess Charm School

September 30, 2019

Sirancha takes us to Charm School.

Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo.

And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie?

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Memes For A Job Interview

September 23, 2019

A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.

Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.

And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...

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Live in Detroit

September 20, 2019

Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan!

Taped August 26th, 2019.

Soberdelic Party

September 9, 2019

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights.

Asterios nearly drowns on air.

And both attend a "Sober" party in Deepest Brooklyn.

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GarfieldEATS Review

September 2, 2019

Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS.

Asterios tries GarfieldEATS.

And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both.

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Bonus! Princesses & Porgs #1: Ice Cold Stuffins

August 27, 2019

We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party."

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Don’t Say The B-Word At The Airport

August 19, 2019

Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.

Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.

And fuck you, Boingo.

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A Farewell To Hooves

August 12, 2019

Sirancha spins tales from The Last Bronycon.

Asterios opens a gift from Dr. Emil Nutrition.

And we meet Micro, Macro & Hank: The World's Smollest Porgs.

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Chicago 8/22
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Detroit 8/23
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Toronto 8/24
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Montreal 8/25
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Philly Live Show

August 6, 2019

Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.

And speaking of the tour, it's almost over! Use coupon code "porgpals" to get $5 our last four dates:

CHICAGO, THURSDAY AUGUST 22nd
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TORONTO, SATURDAY AUGUST 24th
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MONTREAL, SUNDAY AUGUST 25th
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Oops! All Atkins Bars

July 29, 2019

Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.

Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.

And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.

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The Ranchsterios Slimery

July 22, 2019

Asterios dreams of edible slimes.

Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.

And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.

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Sirancha’s Birthday Bash

July 16, 2019

For Sirancha's birthday, we play this week's episode by...

...Sirancha's rules.

God help us all.

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This Podcast Does Not Cause Bloating

July 8, 2019

How much does your family know about your online life?

For Asterios Kokkinos, the answer is: too much.

Way, way too much.

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Garbage Adjacent

July 1, 2019

Sirancha goes off on "Karen."

Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.

(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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Patreon Party Poopers

June 24, 2019

Asterios meets an occultist.

Sirancha steals some oat milk.

And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?

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The Battle of Sanctions

June 13, 2019

On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions.

How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up?

Listen!

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Dabbing On Straight People

June 9, 2019

Sirancha expresses her Pride.

Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.

And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.

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Christory #1: From Christopher to Christian

June 4, 2019

Welcome to Christory.

A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.

If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.

By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.

Join us, won't you?

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Can’t Understand Nathen’s Trade

June 2, 2019

Asterios channels his inner Nathen.

Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS.

You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is.

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Entergaging In Toronto with Nathen Mazri (CEO, GarfieldEATS)

May 27, 2019

Asterios goes to Toronto.

Sirancha avoids a 14-hour bus trip.

And while discussing a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant, Nathen mentions:

Cryptocurrency
Artificial Intelligence
Farm-To-Plate Integrity
Venture Capital
The 22 Immutable Laws Of Branding
Licensing And Franchisee Models
QMR
NOT QSR
The Consumer Culture of Dubai
And how GarfieldEATS is NOT a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant.

We hope you will join us for the Grand Opening of GarfieldEATS in June.

(Or July.)

(Or August?)

James Charles’ Bizzare Instagram Adventure

May 20, 2019

Sirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing.

Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything.

And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE!

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What Are The Bases?

May 13, 2019

On THIS week's episode, we will finally determine...

...what the bases are.

Consider the debate ended.

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Bitching About The “B” Word

May 6, 2019

Once again:

We get to none of the topics we had planned.

#BlameSirancha

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Entergaging w/Nathen Mazri (Co-Founder of GarfieldEATS)

April 28, 2019

Ladies & gentlemen...

...we got 'em.

Enclosed: an interview with Nathen Mazri, Chief Entergagement Officer of GarfieldEATS.

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Law School Virgin

April 22, 2019

Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.

Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.

And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...

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A Firing Squad of Dicks

April 15, 2019

Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.

Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.

It's the second worst thing she's ever heard.

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Everything You Wanted To Know About GarfieldEATS & Sex

April 8, 2019

Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.

And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS.

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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Normal Porn For Normal People

April 1, 2019

Sirancha wants better porn for women.

Asterios has a few ideas.

Sirancha hates them.

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WackDonalds Secrets & Sirancha’s Survivor Screed

March 25, 2019

Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.

Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.

(Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)

(Who we also love.)

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To Catch One, You Must Be One

March 18, 2019

Sirancha loves Cilantro.

Asterios hates ASMR.

And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.

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Fan Unboxings + Sirancha’s Survivor Showdown!

March 11, 2019

Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.

Asterios opens a very emotional gift.

And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.

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Asterios Kills A Kid Presents, “Hard Up For Heroin!”

March 4, 2019

The kids want their heroin.

It's our job to...help?

And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.

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Waifu Wars LIVE!

February 25, 2019

It's like Sirancha always says:

"You cant watch anime without seeing a little brother-fucking."

FFS.

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Who Is The Worst Fictional Animal?

February 18, 2019

Sirancha hates Chewbacca.

Asterios hates Bambi.

And our lovely callers hate making sense.

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Memes Are A Secret Shame

February 11, 2019

Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme.

Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead.

And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes.

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Three Foot Resting Beauty

February 5, 2019

IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE LOUDEST PODCAST!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET.

HOSTED BY SIRANCHA & ASTERIOS KOKKINOS.

WE LOVE YOU.

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