Sonic & The Curious Case of Tamers12345 (with NIKO!)
October 23, 2020
Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.
Spicy McNuggets & The Travis Scott Meal Review
October 14, 2020
Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.
We Recorded Two Versions In Case The President Died + Eromanga Sensei & Beastars Chatter
October 7, 2020
Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?
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Summer Anime Review + A Sex Scientist Explains “The Feet People”
September 30, 2020
Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."
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We Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked His Discord (Again)
September 23, 2020
Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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Sirancha Serves On A Murder Trial + Funko or Fakeo: Cereal Edition
September 16, 2020
Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.
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Who’s In The Fat Guy Hall of Fame?
September 9, 2020
Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?
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Sirancha Gets Jury Duty
September 2, 2020
Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.
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Did Asterios, DIE?! (Clickbait) with Niko from DSJ
August 26, 2020
Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.
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Krave Review + Ben Shapiro’s Dry Ass Sex Life
August 19, 2020
Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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WAP Review & Folgercest Fanfic (with Michael from Revival & LMTYA!)
August 12, 2020
A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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Nathen Ships A Box Of Sand (w/Quinton & GarfGAB)
July 29, 2020
Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.
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The Lolcow Chronicles of Yandere Dev
July 22, 2020
On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.
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One Minute D&D Returns!
July 15, 2020
Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!
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Funko or Fakeo?
July 8, 2020
Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.
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The Cereal Cold Wars
July 6, 2020
Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!
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A “Coomer” Sues Twitch
June 30, 2020
What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants!
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Femboy Hooters vs. Goth IHOP vs. Tomboy Outback Steakhouse vs. MILF Denny’s
June 22, 2020
Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.
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Sirancha, The Queen of CHAZ
June 16, 2020
Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club!
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Russell Greer Sues Taylor Swift Again
June 8, 2020
Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier.
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Which Boomer Tier Restaurants Should Close Forever?
June 1, 2020
What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP.
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Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri (w/GarfGAB!)
May 25, 2020
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Sirancha Explains 90 Day Fiancé
May 18, 2020
Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?
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“Star Wars: Bad Form RPG” feed drop!
May 17, 2020
I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it.
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Sirancha vs. Fake Weebs
May 11, 2020
Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!
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Boomer Crossing
May 6, 2020
Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99.
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Sirancha vs. Applebees
April 27, 2020
Sirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice!
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Asterios & Sirancha Play “C*** Wars”
April 19, 2020
Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews.
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We Review “Anna’s Rules For Marrying A Billionaire”
April 13, 2020
Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons?
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Sirancha’s Game Corner: “Fap Titans”
April 6, 2020
Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."
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The GarfieldEATS Guy Is Upset With Us + We Fix Frozen 2
March 30, 2020
Asterios fixes Frozen 2.
Sirancha fixes Asterios' fixes.
And Nathen calls out Sierra Santana, Girl Reporter.
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Nathen Mazri: Coronavirus Truther
March 23, 2020
Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous.
Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one.
And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter.
DarkSyde Jills #1: Piss Jug: The Podcast
March 20, 2020
Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug.
Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide!
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The Lime & The Kokkinos #1: Fanboy & Chum Chum vs D.C. Follies
March 19, 2020
Neither will ever be the same.
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Asterios Kills A Kid Saves Everyone
March 18, 2020
Asterios gives his worst advice yet.
Sirancha learns about "Uber, but for private planes."
And a coin-stealin' criminal leaves a very angry voicemail.
Sirancha Gets Adult Braces
March 9, 2020
Asterios gets rejected by Ex-Lax.
Sirancha encounters yet another drive-thruumer.
And Tallard is NOT allowed to use the camera we're "borrowing" from Target.
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Who Are The Best And Worst Babies?
March 1, 2020
Asterios tells Sirancha about the baby from Dinosaurs.
Sirancha tells Asterios about various sex criminals.
And we read your emails. Unfortunately.
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Who Is Mike Bloomberg’s Secret Crush?
February 24, 2020
Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.
Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.
And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!
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1st Anniversary Special! We Saw The Sonic Movie
February 18, 2020
Sirancha fights the recline of western society.
Asterios calls the cops.
And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!
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Sirancha Makes The Front Page of /r/AmITheAsshole
February 10, 2020
Sirancha trolls her way to the top.
Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.
And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.
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Asterios Goes To Overeaters Anonymous
February 3, 2020
Asterios kills during his "addict share."
Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.
And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.
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Sirancha Gets Banned From Amazon & Reddit (Again)
January 28, 2020
Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.
Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.
Asterios is still welcome in both places!
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Worms On A String
January 20, 2020
Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.
Asterios thanks his various "guys."
And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...
...THE TROLL TRIAL.
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We Went To Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge
January 12, 2020
Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.
Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.
And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?
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Sirancha Gets Banned From Reddit
January 6, 2020
Asterios eats at a steampunk themed chocolatorium.
Geek girls are mean to Sirancha.
And Baby Yoda gets punched.
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Have A Harakiri Christmas
December 30, 2019
Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.
Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.
And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.
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We Saw Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker
December 23, 2019
Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.
Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.
And is the McChicken the key to everything?
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Dabbin’ On Tampons (For Charity)
December 16, 2019
Sirancha ruins Santacon.
Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.
And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.
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Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream.
Here's all the easy ways you can give:
1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please.
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You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.
2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves.
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3. Send tampons directly to the charity:
I Support the Girls
Attn: Dana Marlowe
P.O. Box 2736
Wheaton, Maryland 20915
4. Donate directly to the charity:
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Tight At The Museum
December 9, 2019
Sirancha embarks on a new career.
Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.
And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.
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COPPA will take your parents away if you are under 13!
December 3, 2019
Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.
Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.
And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?
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