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The Ranchsterios Slimery

The Ranchsterios Slimery

July 22, 2019

Asterios dreams of edible slimes.

Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.

And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.

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Sirancha’s Birthday Bash

Sirancha’s Birthday Bash

July 16, 2019
For Sirancha's birthday, we play this week's episode by...

...Sirancha's rules.

God help us all.
This Podcast Does Not Cause Bloating

This Podcast Does Not Cause Bloating

July 8, 2019
How much does your family know about your online life? 
 
For Asterios Kokkinos, the answer is: too much. 
Garbage Adjacent

Garbage Adjacent

July 1, 2019

Sirancha goes off on "Karen."

Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.

(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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Patreon Party Poopers

Patreon Party Poopers

June 24, 2019
Asterios meets an occultist.
 
Sirancha steals some oat milk.
 
And who rules...The Planet Of The Vapes?
 
 
 
The Battle of Sanctions

The Battle of Sanctions

June 13, 2019

 

On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions.

How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up?

Listen!

 

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Dabbing On Straight People

Dabbing On Straight People

June 9, 2019

Sirancha expresses her Pride.

Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.

And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.

 

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Christory #1: From Christopher to Christian

Christory #1: From Christopher to Christian

June 4, 2019

Welcome to Christory.

A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.

If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.

By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.

Join us, won't you?

 

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Can’t Understand Nathen’s Trade

Can’t Understand Nathen’s Trade

June 2, 2019

Asterios channels his inner Nathen.

Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS.

You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is.

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Entergaging In Toronto with Nathen Mazri (CEO, GarfieldEATS)

Entergaging In Toronto with Nathen Mazri (CEO, GarfieldEATS)

May 27, 2019
 
Asterios goes to Toronto.
 
Sirancha avoids a 14-hour bus trip.
 
And while discussing a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant, Nathen mentions:
  • Cryptocurrency
  • Artificial Intelligence
  • Farm-To-Plate Integrity
  • Venture Capital
  • The 22 Immutable Laws Of Branding
  • Licensing And Franchisee Models
  • QMR
  • NOT QSR
  • The Consumer Culture of Dubai
  • And how GarfieldEATS is NOT a Garfield-themed pizza restaurant.
We hope you will join us for the Grand Opening of GarfieldEATS in June.
 
(Or July.) 
 
(Or August?) 
James Charles’ Bizzare Instagram Adventure

James Charles’ Bizzare Instagram Adventure

May 20, 2019

Sirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing.

Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything.

And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE!

 

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What Are The Bases?

What Are The Bases?

May 13, 2019
On THIS week's episode, we will finally determine...
 
...what the bases are.
 
Consider the debate ended.
 
Bitching About The “B” Word

Bitching About The “B” Word

May 6, 2019

Once again:

We get to none of the topics we had planned.

#BlameSirancha

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Entergaging w/Nathen Mazri (Co-Founder of GarfieldEATS)

Entergaging w/Nathen Mazri (Co-Founder of GarfieldEATS)

April 28, 2019
Ladies & gentlemen...
 
...we got 'em.
 
Enclosed: an interview with Nathen Mazri, Chief Entergagement Officer of GarfieldEATS.
Law School Virgin

Law School Virgin

April 22, 2019

Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.

Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.

And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...

 

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A Firing Squad of Dicks

A Firing Squad of Dicks

April 15, 2019

Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.

Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.

It's the second worst thing she's ever heard. 

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Everything You Wanted To Know About GarfieldEATS & Sex

Everything You Wanted To Know About GarfieldEATS & Sex

April 8, 2019

Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.

Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS. 

And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS. 

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

 

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Normal Porn For Normal People

Normal Porn For Normal People

April 1, 2019

Sirancha wants better porn for women.

Asterios has a few ideas.

Sirancha hates them.

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WackDonalds Secrets & Sirancha’s Survivor Screed

WackDonalds Secrets & Sirancha’s Survivor Screed

March 25, 2019

Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.

Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.

(Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)

(Who we also love.)

 

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To Catch One, You Must Be One

To Catch One, You Must Be One

March 18, 2019

Sirancha loves Cilantro.

Asterios hates ASMR.

And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.

 

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Fan Unboxings + Sirancha’s Survivor Showdown!

Fan Unboxings + Sirancha’s Survivor Showdown!

March 11, 2019

Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.

Asterios opens a very emotional gift.

And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.

 

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Asterios Kills A Kid Presents, “Hard Up For Heroin!”

Asterios Kills A Kid Presents, “Hard Up For Heroin!”

March 4, 2019

The kids want their heroin.

It's our job to...help?

And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.

 

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Waifu Wars LIVE!

Waifu Wars LIVE!

February 25, 2019
It's like Sirancha always says:
 
"You cant watch anime without seeing a little brother-fucking."
 
FFS.
 
 
Who Is The Worst Fictional Animal?

Who Is The Worst Fictional Animal?

February 18, 2019

Sirancha hates Chewbacca.

Asterios hates Bambi.

And our lovely callers hate making sense.

 

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Memes Are A Secret Shame

Memes Are A Secret Shame

February 11, 2019

Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme. 

Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead. 

And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes. 

 

Three Foot Resting Beauty

Three Foot Resting Beauty

February 5, 2019

IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE LOUDEST PODCAST!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET.

HOSTED BY SIRANCHA & ASTERIOS KOKKINOS.

 

WE LOVE YOU.

 

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