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Asterios takes Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021. 

Asterios Almost Dies After Eating The Salmon At TGIFriday’s

Don't eat the salmon at TGIFriday's!

Season’s Squeezings

Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!

How To Make Vaccines Cool & Sexy & Cool

JACKED! A Cyberpunk RPG Podcast — #1: Spray & Pray

It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. And TV channels? Yeah, there's over FIFTY.

But in the ashes of Bay City, two...heroes (?)...will rise.

Jreg’s Disgusting House Tour Tour

Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?

Why The Reddit App Is Trash

Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention. Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic. And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours. 

Hey, Nathen Mazri, We’re Talking About You Again

Asterios is threatened by his niece. Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.

Horrifying J-List “Toy” Reviews

Our most disgusting episode yet. And that's saying something.

Stonk Talk w/Soviet Sirancha + Jay & Silent Bob Sell CBD

Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal. 

SIRANCHA RETURNS!

Who Would The King of the Hill Characters Vote For? Also: Various Anime Characters?

Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss. 

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The Lime & The Kokkinos: The Lost Episode: Mario Party

Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party! 

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Sonic & The Curious Case of Tamers12345 (with NIKO!)

Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams. 

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Spicy McNuggets & The Travis Scott Meal Review

Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.

We Recorded Two Versions In Case The President Died + Eromanga Sensei & Beastars Chatter

Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer? 

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Summer Anime Review + A Sex Scientist Explains “The Feet People”

Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People." 

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We Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked His Discord (Again)

Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything. 

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Sirancha Serves On A Murder Trial + Funko or Fakeo: Cereal Edition

Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.

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Who’s In The Fat Guy Hall of Fame?

Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon? 

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Sirancha Gets Jury Duty

Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss. 

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Did Asterios, DIE?! (Clickbait) with Niko from DSJ

Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.

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Krave Review + Ben Shapiro’s Dry Ass Sex Life

Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.

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WAP Review & Folgercest Fanfic (with Michael from Revival & LMTYA!)

A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.

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Nathen Ships A Box Of Sand (w/Quinton & GarfGAB)

Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.

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The Lolcow Chronicles of Yandere Dev

On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.

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One Minute D&D Returns!

Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!

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Funko or Fakeo?

Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.

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The Cereal Cold Wars

Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!

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A “Coomer” Sues Twitch

What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants!

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Femboy Hooters vs. Goth IHOP vs. Tomboy Outback Steakhouse vs. MILF Denny’s

Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.

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Sirancha, The Queen of CHAZ

Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club!

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Russell Greer Sues Taylor Swift Again

Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier.

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Which Boomer Tier Restaurants Should Close Forever?

What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP.

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Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri (w/GarfGAB!)

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Sirancha Explains 90 Day Fiancé

Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?

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“Star Wars: Bad Form RPG” feed drop!

I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it.

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Sirancha vs. Fake Weebs

Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!

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Boomer Crossing

Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99.

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Sirancha vs. Applebees

Sirancha goes "South Of The Border." Asterios buys "loosies." And YOU donated 2,500 tampons to "Sisters With Purpose." Nice!

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Asterios & Sirancha Play “C*** Wars”

Sirancha ranks 11th in the world at "Fap Titans." Asterios tries to join his trolling heroes. And Nathen has had it with Google reviews.

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We Review “Anna’s Rules For Marrying A Billionaire”

Sirancha starts her day screaming about Cats. Asterios finds a new obsession in 1:64 die-cast race cars. And Joe Biden's podcast is about...Fig Newtons?

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Sirancha’s Game Corner: “Fap Titans”

Sirancha reviews "Fap Titans." Sirancha also reviews "Poker Sluts." Finally, Sirancha reviews, "Sex Gangsters."

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The GarfieldEATS Guy Is Upset With Us + We Fix Frozen 2

Nathen Mazri: Coronavirus Truther

Bold moves are made at Overeaters Anonymous. 

Every Hayden apologizes except the guilty one. 

And introducing...Sierra Santana: Girl Reporter. 

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DarkSyde Jills #1: Piss Jug: The Podcast

Sirancha knew a man who pissed in a jug.

Niko also knew a man who pissed in a jug.

Who's piss jug story is worse? That's for YOU to decide!

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The Lime & The Kokkinos #1: Fanboy & Chum Chum vs D.C. Follies

Asterios Kills A Kid Saves Everyone