February 24, 2020
Asterios makes a serious financial mistake.
Sirancha hunts down a mystery MILF.
And Mike Bloomberg gets curbstomped!
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February 18, 2020
Sirancha fights the recline of western society.
Asterios calls the cops.
And the winner of the Replacement Rancha contest is announced!
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February 10, 2020
Sirancha trolls her way to the top.
Asterios learns about Daniel "Danny" Phantom.
And Niko the Well Endowed Goth Woman mocks the dead once again.
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February 3, 2020
Asterios kills during his "addict share."
Sirancha pitches a new way to stay on the toilet.
And Weezerfan420 seeks to date anything with a pulse.
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January 28, 2020
Sirancha gets banned from the Amazon bookstore.
Sirancha also gets banned from Reddit's /r/AmITheAsshole.
Asterios is still welcome in both places!
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January 20, 2020
Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.
Asterios thanks his various "guys."
And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...
...THE TROLL TRIAL.
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January 12, 2020
Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.
Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.
And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?
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December 30, 2019
Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.
Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.
And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.
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December 23, 2019
Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.
Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.
And is the McChicken the key to everything?
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December 16, 2019
Sirancha ruins Santacon.
Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.
And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.
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We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters.
Email proof of donation to asterios.kokkinos@gmail.com and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream.
Here's all the easy ways you can give:
1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please.
PO Box 90700
Brooklyn, NY 11209-9997
You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.
2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves.
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venmo: @asterios
3. Send tampons directly to the charity:
I Support the Girls
Attn: Dana Marlowe
P.O. Box 2736
Wheaton, Maryland 20915
4. Donate directly to the charity:
https://isupportthegirls.org/get-involved/financial-donation-to-i-support-the-girls/
December 9, 2019
Sirancha embarks on a new career.
Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.
And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.
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December 3, 2019
Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.
Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.
And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?
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November 25, 2019
Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance.
Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government.
And Wumpus gets a new attitude!
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November 18, 2019
Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes.
Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes.
And you will wonder:
...are YOU the a**hole?
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November 4, 2019
Sirancha returns from the war.
And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.
Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo
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October 22, 2019
WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.
Napsy Lev gets way too high.
And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.
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October 7, 2019
Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.
Did we choose...YOU?
Tune in & find out...
Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE:
#1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST
Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise
551 E. Route 130 South
Burlington, NJ 08016
#2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST
Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm
(yes, it's a cafe inside a corn maze)
150 Cherry Hill Rd,
Ronks, PA 17572
#3. Saturday, October 26th @ 1pm EST
International Replacement 'Rancha Day
On discord (applicants, you'll get the link in your email soon)
September 23, 2019
A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.
Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.
And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...
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September 20, 2019
Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan.
Taped August 26th, 2019.
August 27, 2019
We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party."
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August 19, 2019
Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.
Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.
And fuck you, Boingo.
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July 29, 2019
Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.
Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.
And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.
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July 22, 2019
Asterios dreams of edible slimes.
Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.
And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.
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