Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights.
Asterios nearly drowns on air.
And both attend a "Sober" party in Deepest Brooklyn.
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Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS.
Asterios tries GarfieldEATS.
And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both.
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We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party."
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Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.
Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.
And fuck you, Boingo.
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Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.
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Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.
Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.
And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.
Asterios dreams of edible slimes.
Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.
And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.
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Sirancha goes off on "Karen."
Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.
(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
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On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions.
How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up?
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Sirancha expresses her Pride.
Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.
And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.
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Welcome to Christory.
A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.
If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.
By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.
Join us, won't you?
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Asterios channels his inner Nathen.
Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS.
You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is.
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Sirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing.
Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything.
And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE!
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Once again:
We get to none of the topics we had planned.
#BlameSirancha
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Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.
Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.
And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...
Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.
Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.
It's the second worst thing she's ever heard.
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Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.
And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS.
#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY
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Sirancha wants better porn for women.
Asterios has a few ideas.
Sirancha hates them.
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Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.
Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.
(Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)
(Who we also love.)
Sirancha loves Cilantro.
Asterios hates ASMR.
And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.
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Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.
Asterios opens a very emotional gift.
And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.
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The kids want their heroin.
It's our job to...help?
And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.
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Sirancha hates Chewbacca.
Asterios hates Bambi.
And our lovely callers hate making sense.
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Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme.
Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead.
And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes.
IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE LOUDEST PODCAST!
THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET.
HOSTED BY SIRANCHA & ASTERIOS KOKKINOS.
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