November 4, 2019
Sirancha returns from the war.
And everyone agrees: she must never leave again.
Welcome her back with the hashtag: #SiranchaDontGo
October 28, 2019
Welcome fellow Totsuki Academy dropouts! If you haven't heard, there's a big time anime called "Food Wars" where sexy teens get into cooking battles that make their clothes explode off their bodies. This is not exaggeration. Enjoy this discussion of the all-new season!
October 22, 2019
WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.
Napsy Lev gets way too high.
And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.
October 7, 2019
Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.
Did we choose...YOU?
Tune in & find out...
Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE:
#1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST
Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise
551 E. Route 130 South
Burlington, NJ 08016
#2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST
Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm
(yes, it's a cafe inside a corn maze)
150 Cherry Hill Rd,
Ronks, PA 17572
#3. Saturday, October 26th @ 1pm EST
International Replacement 'Rancha Day
On discord (applicants, you'll get the link in your email soon)
September 23, 2019
A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.
Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.
And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...
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September 20, 2019
Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan!
Taped August 26th, 2019.
August 27, 2019
We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party."
To hear the next episode, give us your two bucks at http://www.patreon.com/asterios
August 19, 2019
Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia.
Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement.
And fuck you, Boingo.
July 29, 2019
Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.
Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.
And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.
July 22, 2019
Asterios dreams of edible slimes.
Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.
And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.