What’s More Boomer: Hooters or Playboy?
April 7, 2021
Listen first, then vote: https://strawpoll.com/8wa8z8okw
Asterios’ Annual Bender + Spring Anime Preview
March 31, 2021
Dumbspringa has arrived. Guess how many times we ordered Grubhub in the comments! Unless you're reading this in a podcast player or something, in which case, just text us: (347) 705 7617
ScoobyEATS Launches + We Talk With Homestuck Expert Tad from LMTYA!
March 24, 2021
Nathen launches a talk show about hot dogs and hamburgers that discusses neither hot dogs nor hamburgers. Also: Andrew throws a Hussie-fit! This is a good one, my dudes.
Evil Grocery Stores Attack Scooby Eats! + Anime Chatter Returns
March 10, 2021
What are they afraid of? What are they hiding? Why won't any Canadian grocery store stock Scooby Eats?
Worst Wrestlers Ever + Batshit Insane 90 Day Couples
March 3, 2021
How much would you pay to keep your porn folder a secret? Who's the most offensive wrestler of all time? And how many 90 Day spinoffs can fit into a streaming service?
Gen-Z Dunks on Millennial TikTok + Nathen Mazri’s New Internet Sitcom
February 24, 2021
Gen-Z comes for side parts + skinny jeans. Sirancha sings today's top cringe hits. And Asterios, somehow, loses even more money.
What’s In Nathen’s Frozen Mystery Box? (Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri GarfieldEATS Nathen Mazri)
February 18, 2021
Asterios gets into "crypto." Sirancha gets into Abby Shapiro. And Nathen Mazri overnights us a box from the GarfieldEATS in his living room!
Barbie Movie Review II & Sirancha’s AOC x Ben Shapiro Slash Fic
February 10, 2021
Asterios spends his life savings on GameStonks. Sirancha pens a steamy tale. And introducing: Chicago Food Minute with The Thought Cops!
Sirancha Buys $11,000 of GameStop Stock
February 3, 2021
The boomer misses the boom. Dr. Fuck calls in about the future of cooming. And we listen to TWENTY FOUR VOICE MAILS!
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED!!!
January 27, 2021
We bring back some of our favorite topics & guests from the past 100 episodes. With Niko, Lime, Mimi & more!
That Grubhub Commercial
January 20, 2021
Sirancha makes Asterios watch that Grubhub commercial. Asterios continues his campaign against the Reddit app. And the perfect Groomsman gift is decided upon.
Coupstory
January 13, 2021
Asterios takes Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021.
Asterios Almost Dies After Eating The Salmon At TGIFriday’s
January 9, 2021
Don't eat the salmon at TGIFriday's!
Season’s Squeezings
December 25, 2020
Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!
How To Make Vaccines Cool & Sexy & Cool
December 16, 2020
Sirancha's dad drops some redpills. Asterios thinks COVID has "a branding problem." And Nathen just can't keep his lasagna frozen.
JACKED! A Cyberpunk RPG Podcast — #1: Spray & Pray
December 10, 2020
It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. And TV channels? Yeah, there's over FIFTY.
But in the ashes of Bay City, two...heroes (?)...will rise.
Jreg’s Disgusting House Tour Tour
December 9, 2020
Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?
Why The Reddit App Is Trash
December 2, 2020
Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention. Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic. And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours.
Hey, Nathen Mazri, We’re Talking About You Again
November 25, 2020
Asterios is threatened by his niece. Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.
Horrifying J-List “Toy” Reviews
November 18, 2020
Our most disgusting episode yet. And that's saying something.
Stonk Talk w/Soviet Sirancha + Jay & Silent Bob Sell CBD
November 11, 2020
Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal.
SIRANCHA RETURNS!
November 3, 2020
Election chatter! Cereal chatter! The Thought Cops chatter! And SIRANCHA RETURNS!!!
Who Would The King of the Hill Characters Vote For? Also: Various Anime Characters?
October 29, 2020
Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss.
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The Lime & The Kokkinos: The Lost Episode: Mario Party
October 28, 2020
Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party!
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Sonic & The Curious Case of Tamers12345 (with NIKO!)
October 23, 2020
Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.
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Spicy McNuggets & The Travis Scott Meal Review
October 14, 2020
Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.
We Recorded Two Versions In Case The President Died + Eromanga Sensei & Beastars Chatter
October 7, 2020
Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?
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Summer Anime Review + A Sex Scientist Explains “The Feet People”
September 30, 2020
Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."
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We Review Influencer Apologies + Why Asterios Nuked His Discord (Again)
September 23, 2020
Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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Sirancha Serves On A Murder Trial + Funko or Fakeo: Cereal Edition
September 16, 2020
Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.
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Who’s In The Fat Guy Hall of Fame?
September 9, 2020
Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?
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Sirancha Gets Jury Duty
September 2, 2020
Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.
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Did Asterios, DIE?! (Clickbait) with Niko from DSJ
August 26, 2020
Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.
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Krave Review + Ben Shapiro’s Dry Ass Sex Life
August 19, 2020
Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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WAP Review & Folgercest Fanfic (with Michael from Revival & LMTYA!)
August 12, 2020
A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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Nathen Ships A Box Of Sand (w/Quinton & GarfGAB)
July 29, 2020
Sirancha schemes a total show takeover. Asterios threatens to send her back to the Academy. And special guest Quinton spends over $400 on a box of playground sand from Nathen Mazri.
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The Lolcow Chronicles of Yandere Dev
July 22, 2020
On Sirancha's birthday, she gets total control of the show. So she spends the entire episode talking about Yandere Dev. Asterios does not like it.
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One Minute D&D Returns!
July 15, 2020
Sirancha quests during One Minute D&D. LimeJinjo & MimiYori join her. And introducing: THE PROBLEM GUY!
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Funko or Fakeo?
July 8, 2020
Sirancha breaks her cereal virginity. Asterios is NOT a "dumb gen-x'er." And how many Frankenberry Funkos are there? The answer won't surprise you.
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The Cereal Cold Wars
July 6, 2020
Lucky the Leprechaun hits Tony the Tiger where it hurts. Sirancha brings in 24 pages of "titty streamers." And a kick-ass hate song about Funko Pops!
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A “Coomer” Sues Twitch
June 30, 2020
What's on the YouTube Apology Bingo Card? A spooky "new" cereal burns Asterios' beans. And more disturbingly specific fetish chain restaurants!
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Femboy Hooters vs. Goth IHOP vs. Tomboy Outback Steakhouse vs. MILF Denny’s
June 22, 2020
Listener Blaz3 calls in from the CHOP. Asterios learns what a "coomer" is. And Sirancha goes all-in on MILF Denny's.
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Sirancha, The Queen of CHAZ
June 16, 2020
Asterios dines out on his classic "Richard Karn" story. Sirancha seeks to rule the CHOP. And we launch a new sticker club!
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Russell Greer Sues Taylor Swift Again
June 8, 2020
Sirancha gleefully recounts an man's meritless lawsuits. Asterios discovers he's not good at protesting. And the french fry debate gets crispier.
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Which Boomer Tier Restaurants Should Close Forever?
June 1, 2020
What's the best kinda french fry? Is lithium as awesome as it sounds? Why would an influencer "return" a kid she adopted from China after making content with him for three years? All that + some Jake Paul dunking on this week's TLP.
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Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri Nathen Mazri (w/GarfGAB!)
May 25, 2020
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Sirancha Explains 90 Day Fiancé
May 18, 2020
Asterios holds the UK's Judge Rinder in contempt. Sirancha promises to not talk about "No-Neck Ed." And is "nugget" a good name for a bird?
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“Star Wars: Bad Form RPG” feed drop!
May 17, 2020
I got invited on a Star Wars RPG podcast! They're called "Bad Form", and they're really funny. Give 'em a listen, and subscribe if you like it.
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Sirancha vs. Fake Weebs
May 11, 2020
Asterios searches for COVID antibuddies. Sirancha wants the Paw Patrol to work smarter, not harder. And that sexy dog from Animal Crossing has arrived!
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Boomer Crossing
May 6, 2020
Sirancha shows off her lovely loaves. Asterios "punches up" an essential worker celebration. And both become addicted to Tetris 99.
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