What happens when you mix Harry Potter, goths and awkward sex into one teenage fanfic? You get the 2006 classic "My Immortal" starring Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Enjoy, fello' goffs!
In this special episode, we play the all-new RPG, "Dr. Fauci's American Nightmare." Can the party escape roving vaxxer-gangs and make it to the fabled land of "Marr-Ah Lagg-Go?"
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It's teen mom vs. tween mom as reality TV stars sue each other over a failed podcast. And: the Council of Autism gets membership cards!
Asterios & Sirancha are both visiting their parents! Sirancha's dad thinks the democrats will soon ban apple pie & Asterios' dad finds fifteen ways to call Derek Chauvin's lawyer fat. Enjoy!
Yaoi paddles! Bean hoarding! Stomach waxing! AND: we play the new hit game, "Bang or Boi-oi-oi-oi-ng?"
Frenemies explodes! Chrissy Tiegen grovels! And our newest Patre-o's find out what they'll smell like when they die.
We debate which of us will die first, ASMR the BTS meal + react to Big Ed's shocking yet totally expected phone call!
A QUARTER MILLION SERVED! Celebrate our 254,300th download as we play "Funko or Fakeo", discuss Asterios becoming "Nutritionpilled" & breakdown the finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life.
Sirancha cries in her ethics class, Asterios get VPN-pilled + we tell you how to join the COUNCIL OF AUTISM!
We got another banger! We read Armie Hammer's darkest thoughts, play America's hottest new game & deliver a double dose of One Piece Minute!
Crypto Chatter! Sirancha pitches "Manties"! And the listeners take the Autism test.
It's our longest episode ever! One Piece Minute returns, we take an autism test live on air, Demi Lovato "apologizes" to a froyo place, and we interview the target market of Barbie movies: an eight year old girl! YOU CAN NOT MISS THIS ONE!!!
Sirancha tries for tradhood! Fat Families delivers huge! And our all-new segment: "Helping You Grow-kkinos with Asterios Kokkinos!"
Podcasting's greatest game show premieres! "Influencer Apology of the Week" returns! And "The Lard Police" are in town!
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Dumbspringa has arrived. Guess how many times we ordered Grubhub in the comments! Unless you're reading this in a podcast player or something, in which case, just text us: (347) 705 7617
What are they afraid of? What are they hiding? Why won't any Canadian grocery store stock Scooby Eats?
How much would you pay to keep your porn folder a secret? Who's the most offensive wrestler of all time? And how many 90 Day spinoffs can fit into a streaming service?
Gen-Z comes for side parts + skinny jeans. Sirancha sings today's top cringe hits. And Asterios, somehow, loses even more money.
Asterios gets into "crypto." Sirancha gets into Abby Shapiro. And Nathen Mazri overnights us a box from the GarfieldEATS in his living room!
Asterios spends his life savings on GameStonks. Sirancha pens a steamy tale. And introducing: Chicago Food Minute with The Thought Cops!
We bring back some of our favorite topics & guests from the past 100 episodes. With Niko, Lime, Mimi & more!
Sirancha makes Asterios watch that Grubhub commercial. Asterios continues his campaign against the Reddit app. And the perfect Groomsman gift is decided upon.
Asterios takes Sirancha through the hilarious events of January 6th, 2021.
Don't eat the salmon at TGIFriday's!
Sirancha makes Asterios watch "The Human Misery Channel." Asterios makes Sirancha eat cereal blindfolded. And Dr. Pimple Popper drains the holiday of joy!
It's post-crash 2013. Fax machines are smaller than ever. Cyber-modems run at a blistering 28.8 baud. And TV channels? Yeah, there's over FIFTY.
But in the ashes of Bay City, two...heroes (?)...will rise.
Sirancha gives the listeners a guided tour of JREG's astonishingly bizarre apartment. Plus: voice mails are back! For the last time?
Asterios gives his niece an anime intervention. Sirancha defends the cosplay-phobic. And how the Reddit app ruins our lives, and yours.
Asterios is threatened by his niece. Sirancha hunts for a landmonster. And Nathen Mazri, we know you're reading this, you dirty namesearcher, you.
Our most disgusting episode yet. And that's saying something.
Sirancha explains Marijuana ETF's. Asterios explains "snooch to the booch." And the Crunch Bunch takes on Dunkin' Donuts cereal.
Who would Hank Hill vote for? Or Naruto? Or the Pot of Greed from the Pot of Greed Yu-Gi-Oh card? Lime & Niko discuss.
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Due to audio boomering, this episode has been "under repair" since early September. But we really like it, and hope you do to. It's about Mario Party!
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Niko loves a man who loves a hedgehog. Asterios holds a troll trial. And Bartleby goes ham on Sonic's hams.
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Lime Jinjo & Asterios blame the "Super Size Me" guy for everything. Absolutely everything. He really messed things up.
Sirancha can't resist Eromanga Sensei. Asterios gets his first taste of Beastars. And who'll win the election: The Coofer, or The Coomer?
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Sirancha reads the most depraved "mango" ever. Asterios ponders performing "Sex Magic" on himself. And real-life sex scientist Connor Leshner explains "The Feet People."
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Sirancha savors the last ever TikTok. Asterios gets into the Chinese box office. And, as usual: feet people ruin everything.
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Asterios eats an entire box of Reese's Puffs. Sirancha reveals her favorite "fat guy." And the Sock Market hits an all time high.
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Sirancha threatens to sell her socks. Asterios weighs gambling on weight loss. And who'd win in a fight: two Young Sheldons, or one Old Sheldon?
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Asterios falls in love with Becki Falwell. Sirancha regrets registering to vote. And which niche political ideology's the most annoying? We discuss.
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Sirancha plays the "forbidden" songs. Niko discusses her favorite sex offender. And Asterios, thankfully, was not present for any of this.
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Asterios has a wet ass change of heart. Sirancha gets called out from Afghanistan. And the Crunch Bunch rides again.
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A man shitposts his way to a monster wife. Asterios learns what a "'Cester" is. And WAP is too much even for Sirancha.
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