Waifu Wars 006: Please Ignore Those Gunshots Outside with Assburger & Mumkey Jones!

July 31, 2018

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oh my god have you ever had crab pizza?? it's so goddamn good. it's hard to eat more than one slice because it's so filling, but it's also so pretty to look at that you trick yourself into eating more than you should and then you kinda feel sick and blame the crab pizza but it's not the crab pizza's fault it's your fault you goddamn animal have some fucking self control and speaking of self control it took every ounce of my willpower not to hug these two adorable boys for the entirety of this video. mumkey and assburger and their adorable girlfriends are like the four sweetest sweeties and i love them all. we had so much fun with them in NYC and i'm going down to their place this weekend to shoot some kind of video where i play the father of a murderous teenage atheist. fun!!!!!